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Feb-13-2008 09:30

*Croesy is seated in a bar, surrounded by empty vodka glasses*

"Why oh why," she wonders "do I never get any valentines?"

*Another 3 vodkas later*

"All the other women get plenty of male attention," she muses "No sooner did CFM, Reda, Greyling and Sunny update their pictures and they had a huge male following. Sending them gifts and little messages. I must be the loneliest, baldest lady in the whole of Sleuth...I think I'll have another vodka stinger, barkeep. Oh, a PIANO!"

*Croesy lies provocatively on the piano, with the ceiling light rebounding of her hairless cranium*

"All by myseeellff, don't wanna be...
All by myseeeellfff, anymore!"


Happy (Early) Valentines day Sleuthers!

Feb-13-2008 11:05

Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

Feb-15-2008 16:59

u too! r u really bald?

Feb-15-2008 23:35

and more to the point, is that your *real* cranium, or is the light blinding my eyes just botox bling?

*pink floyd voice* Shine on, you croesy diamond! And thanks for this. Happy (late) valentines all around :)

Feb-17-2008 18:04

Please put the piano man down carefully, will you, Croesy. He just work here.

:D Happy belated Valentines!

Feb-19-2008 04:12

I'm all real Crunch ;)

Feb-24-2008 12:06

Lol. Well Happy Belated Valentines Day to all you lucky suckers who have someone. And here's to all us lonely singles who soent v-day crying and wondering what the heck is wrong with the world. Man...now I need a drink...