In Honor of biggie528's, err... well deserved, victory in the Sleuth March Madness / bigger Dance competition (See the Message Board Game Room board), we're going to throw a Prom.
We tried to line up the gym at Delhi High School for the big event, but the headmistress had doubts about a few of the people on the guest list (something about outstanding detention time, and some unpaid library fines).
So, we managed to convince Big Lucy to throw the Shin-dig at her apartment in New York. Don't ask what we had to promise her.
Where: Big Lucy's Apartment, Empire Heights, New York
When: Saturday, Mar 31st. 4pm-5pm Server Time (MDT).
Who's Invited? You. And that guy over there too.
Attire: Festive-to-Dour. No shoes with marking soles, please.
Sunny, Big Lucy, Koo Roo and I all hope to see you there.
...there were random flashings of people's tricky misters too:P
*claims the stage and waddles awkwardly up to the mic...*
Thank you. *makes a big show of unfolding a speech that was clearly written in the early 90's as though it was spontaneous*
I wanna thank Vanilla Ice for rhyming "bacon" with "shakin", and inspiring my best anti-vegan dance move of the night. There's pulled pork...then there's PULLED pork.
I also need to throw a big shout out to my wicked concept team, a.k.a Kahlo Rains for designing the pic you all see. She's a wonder with cover up and the airbrush. I just love her for downplaying the dirty wookie tattoo.
Also gotta thank baby jesus *thumps bare cleavage twice and points to the sky dramatically* and my parents, and the flag. All of you bring me such inspiration.
I understand (by which I mean I have encouraged him) that Adam Carter is going to waste his semester photo shopping this picture to make it look even less dignified, and I think he's awesome for that. Already, he's promised me discernible nipples. Adam, word to the wise, a light dusting of baby blue around the nostrils would be a fine salute to my viagra snorting habit.
*feels kinda famous*