Broken Flowers, Adaptation and The Anniversary Party because I felt like the filmmaker was just showing off from his bag of oh-so-original pretentious tricks for fooling an audience in each case.
Anything that has women in corsets and an outside chance of winning an Oscar for costume. No more adaptations of Victorian novels, please.
Anything where more of the dialogue is sung than spoken.
Anything that is clearly a vehicle for some poptart chanteuse du jour.
I hate them movies.