Post with a problem or advice...
*note that this idea for a thread was shamelessly pilfered from the fertile mind of the Secret_Squirrel. (He might be short a kidney and some change too, but hey...he took a sip). As a result, and in keeping with the protocol set forth in agency case sharing half the credit is his. Half the blame too. :P
I got me a problem, hoo boy. My back is itchy, right in the centre, where I can't reach it. And not just a little itchy either...it's like, epilepsy itchy. I'm convulsing like my job was volunteering for pharmaco-military lab research. I've been self-medicating with the help of this pasta fork I have downstairs, but I got people coming in for linguine tomorrow, and I need time to run it through the dishwasher at least four times.
Twitching in Toronto
Sir William Weine
I suggest you start wearing red sunglasses, available at $299999.32 at Weine Inc. This may limit your vision, but we have to make sacrifices, for the greater good etc.
PS Earplugs also help. Only $39999.46 at Weine Inc.