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Samisoda
Samisoda

Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

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yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Feb-3-2007 23:41

Here's something to make you think.

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?

What happens if you die in your dream?

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

If same-sex couples could marry, what would happen to their surnames?

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Feb-3-2007 23:41

If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Samisoda
Samisoda

Feb-7-2007 17:01

you people need a life.
i know that I'M the one who started this thread, but seriously! I never thought that it would go to these lengths. some of you really need some extra-curricular activities.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Feb-7-2007 17:21

Like telling other people they need to get a life? :-)

MamaTerra
MamaTerra
Assistant Postman

Feb-7-2007 18:21

I'm so completley offended by samisoda's comment. I don't know. I think Serges might have to make an appearence with his Knifeboots.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Feb-7-2007 18:30

Oh come on mama!

Like all us losers that play Sleuth needed that wake up call.

C'mon, send your sub back to Ben and go out and get that life :D

MamaTerra
MamaTerra
Assistant Postman

Feb-7-2007 18:40

What is this life you speak of? You mean like take care of my kids? Feed them? Play with them? Change the diapers? Take them to school? What about the hubby? Feed him? Talk with him? Spend time with him? Do the Laundry and other various house work? Read?

But I do all that. And I peruse the boards when I have time, commenting on things of interest. Like everyone else. If that's not life, Samisoda, then what is?


[Secret_Squirrel, *in whiny voice* BUUUUT I wanted to see the Knifeboots in action! /whiny voice. ;)]

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Feb-7-2007 18:47

Hey Sami? Up your nose. With a rubbah hose.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Feb-7-2007 18:53

Next time you make a thread, Samisoda, kindly let us know how long are replies are supposed to be....


And if you would all excuse me.....I have a bank to rob ;)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Feb-7-2007 19:01

Oh I think Sami is talking about the grandeur of 'life' Mama. The mountain climbing and skiing, wind-surfing, novel-writing and moon exploration that all us regular folk 'should' be doing. Bah, with your petty little house wife duties ;) what does that achieve in the greater scheme of things. So your family feels cared for and loved. Meh.

:D

(disclaimer - has nothing but the utmost respect for anyone who has children and is organised enough to look after them. I had my nephew for a week over the school hols and that was two weeks ago and I'm still recovering.)

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