I'm still learning the ropes, but I think I've found my true calling in life. ISO an "average" agency of "average" ambition, anywhere but Delhi.
I'm having some financial difficulties now, as my clients keep being guilty, so my clean-the-slate fee keeps going up faster than my cash balance -- so I'm not sure how soon I can be contributing, but I'll get there eventually. I also plan to stay in New York at least until I've learned pickpocketing, but could move to Shanghai or London after that.
If you don't find the likes of me offensive, and think I might be adequate for your firm, please let me know, and we can talk further.
Thanks for reading...
-- Ellsworth Toohey