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Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

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Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

May-22-2013 19:23

What the heck. I'll post for my wife.

I sang to Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No worries, folks. My wife is totally faithful and commited. She is also the life of the party! ;-)

Francesca Romano
Francesca Romano
Well-Connected

May-23-2013 16:52

I yelled at my brother because I hate myself.

And Bela, I didn't yell at my brother when we lived under the same roof. I'd wrestle him. Punch, stab with a pair of scissors, pull his hair, or even throw stones at him. Yup, I was an evil child.

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

May-24-2013 20:48

No. Not much. I've imagined cracking his head open after throwing him against the wall...**imagined** okay! Only thing I really do is yell at him, hit him, occasionally kick him...it's a sad, sad world... ;P

Lawliettine
Lawliettine
Trusted Informer

Jun-11-2013 01:19

I did the Macarena with my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Not bad, I must say. Whoever said that science teachers are uncool?

Sherlock Holmes123456789
Sherlock Holmes123456789

Jun-16-2013 12:02

I ran over a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

They must have forgotten to pay me. I will hunt that person down if it takes me the rest of my life!

Sherlock Holmes123456789
Sherlock Holmes123456789

Jun-16-2013 12:02

I ran over a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

They must have forgotten to pay me. I will hunt that person down if it takes me the rest of my life!

Emily Christine II
Emily Christine II

Oct-27-2013 06:30

I did the Macarena with a spoon because the voices told me to.

Who would be dumb enough to dance with a spoon?! ;D

Icarus Darkfire
Icarus Darkfire
Lucky Stiff

Dec-24-2013 11:43

I choked on a ninja because that's how I roll.

I didn't know it was possible to choke on a Ninja... choked by a ninja is more likely.

The Smoking Monkey
The Smoking Monkey

Apr-19-2014 04:41

I did the Macarena with a squirrel because I hate my family.

The Smoking Monkey
The Smoking Monkey

Apr-19-2014 04:42

Hmmm... That actually sounds like something that I would do.

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