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Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

Apr-28-2010 20:29

Dear lord...I'd rather not say mine....

Apr-29-2010 09:13

I kicked my cell phone because the voices told me to.

Apr-29-2010 09:20

I smoked my best friends' boyfriend because I'm cool like that.

May-21-2013 09:18

Awesome thread!! I'd rather not post mine, but I come here all the time, each time I have on a shirt of a different colour :P Too bad I can't change my birth date too, because the Human Rights Groups are NOT gonna be happy :P

May-21-2013 17:04

I yelled at my brother because I was drunk.
And I think I'm not nearly as weird as some other people here. I got lucky, I guess. :D

May-21-2013 18:59

I had lunch with a fork because I'm a ninja.

Odd reason to have lunch with a fork, but hey, I'm a ninja so don't get sassy or make any wisecracks.

May-21-2013 23:05

Okay, okay Peter...I didn't ask...

And Fran, I'd yell at my brother, no matter how conscious I am, any time, day or night ;)

May-22-2013 04:56

Almost forgot to add...because I'm cool like that ;)

May-22-2013 19:23

What the heck. I'll post for my wife.

I sang to Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No worries, folks. My wife is totally faithful and commited. She is also the life of the party! ;-)

May-23-2013 16:52

I yelled at my brother because I hate myself.

And Bela, I didn't yell at my brother when we lived under the same roof. I'd wrestle him. Punch, stab with a pair of scissors, pull his hair, or even throw stones at him. Yup, I was an evil child.