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Sep-25-2006 03:18

This is another one of those message board thread games. The purpose is to humorously insult the person who posted before you, by making it sound like a compliment...

Examples:

"He's so special that they have an Olympics just for him"
or "I just love her creativity-- the way she combines those particular articles of clothing into a single outfit, no one else on Earth would think to combine tube socks with heels"

Feel the burn.

Oct-2-2006 07:10

Serges is an adult..age wise anyways..there is such a thing as mental age, and I belive that he subscribes to the saying: "Remain a child at heart".

Oct-2-2006 12:13

***all comments referring to anyone's age to this point have been both completely coincidental and restrospectively ironic***

Justin, Justin, Justin... just because I bought you that drink, that ONE time, because you had spent all your money on male hookers and bargain-basement "blow"... just because you *want* things to be a certain way, it doesn't mean they are.

Sorry buddy, I think you're a good guy and all, but I'm just not looking for that type of relationship.

Besides, the gagged midget you had with you at the time may get jealous.

By the way, you owe me $30 bucks for that Peach Daiquiri bender you went on.

Oct-3-2006 17:59

I see Justin has wonderfully violated the rules of this game again, and has violated the rules of general common sense by attempting to insult ME without previous provocation.

Ah, Justin, if only I were a Catholic Priest with bad intentions instead of the true super-genius that I am, you might be safe and sound over there.

But I must admire you, for your courage in taking a game which has set rules and guidelines and blatantly breaking them over and over again in an attempt to show the community your knack for attention-seeking. After all, what are rules if they aren't meant to be broken? I'm sure you understand the rules and this is just a "Need to be Seen" issue and not a "Total Lack of Comprehension" issue. A mixture of both could of course be the case and if so, I must compliment you on your ability to disguise your blatant stupidity amidst the mix of other unseemly traits that you possess but are attempting to hide.

And how courageous of you, of all people to choose to draw into a contest of wits he had ceased participating in, the AL Z of all AL Z's. I admire your initiative. One can only learn from one's betters after all. And in that regard, you must be learning tons from this post. I look forward to your next one, if only so I can continue to educate you on the finer points of how to appropriately crush one's target, instead of only making a target of one's self, which is something else you do, and quite admirably!

I do believe I could have a dart the size of Mount Rushmore, and would still be able to lob a bullseye at the Pluto-like bullseye you have boldly placed upon your own quite admirably large chest.

Pluo is no longer a planet and thus no longer a factor in the universe. You remind me of Pluto, in that you are only to be admired from afar through a telescope, while the rest of us continue to contend against one another in the universe of intellect and wit that you have been analyzed as no longer being a member of.

Oct-3-2006 19:55

I'm sorry, Al, were you talking?

Don't bash Justin for being insecure in yourself. You have a lot of great qualities Pookie! You do so many great things for so many people, such as:

1) you make everyone else around you amazingly good looking in comparison

2) you make everyone around you that much funnier when one of your many cheesy jokes flops like a dead fish

3) your ongoing body odor makes everyone else smell like flowers

4) your lack of intelligence helps others to feel smarter, and just generally more adequate at life than you (I mean, really, how DO you get out of bed without an instruction manual?)

Oct-3-2006 20:10

Ah Biggie, Biggie, Biggie. So you attempt to rekindle the desire to spar with moi? Admirable, of course, and I appreciate greatly that you have chosen one of your own specialties: Flopping around like a fish after yet another drunken binge as an attempted illustration to poke fun at my utilization of humor. I also note that "cheese" is a second speciality of yours, and this has been quite well documented. So you would know all about it.

I understand your post well now. And as a professional writing instructor I will now take the time to correct the flaws in your attempt. You see, when one writes an Auto-Biography, one should not use another person's name. One should use the word "I" rather than the words "Al" or "Pookie." This is an unnecessary distraction which only serves to confuse the reader. As well, when you create dissertation referring strictly to your own self, you may wish to consider starting your sentences with a capital letter. I know it must be slightly embarrassing to out yourself as inept in the ability to be literate in public, but I myself find your attempt, though feeble in conception, design, and execution, to be quite endearing.

It was cute, Biggie. Very cute. And now you can say something about you finally is.

Congratulations!

Oct-3-2006 20:16

Al, I am not attempting to rekindle anything here, I gave up on our earlier war because I just hated to see you fight a losing battle, and so ungracefully at that.

What I love about you is that you felt the need to write, oh, I don't know, TWO PARAGRAPHS in order to merely say this incredibly witty (proving my earlier point by the way) and extremely desperate saying:

I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

Nyahhhhh :P lol

Oct-3-2006 20:49

Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see?
Sometimes your mustache DOES tickle me...
And I just love your hirsuite ways,
I guess that's why your boyfriends end up gay.

Oct-4-2006 03:59

You know what they say Serges, those who can, sing, those who can't, run cheesy karaoke in hole in the wall bars ;)

Oct-4-2006 20:23

OMG, Serges, I am, like, totally freaking out for you right now! I just saw the commercial on MTV, and I can't believe they picked YOU, out of all those 12 year old girls, as Aaron Carter's no. 1 fan. He is such a hottie. I think I speak for everyone when I say, tell us all about it! Did you give them a tour of that sweet dedication area you have set up in your bedroom? Well, if you're shy, I'll tell everyone about the collage of Aaron's cutest pics from Tiger Beat framing a likeness of his face made out of macaroni noodles.
Speaking of your television premier, I know a great stylist and personal trainer. They're known for taking on "charity cases."

Oct-7-2006 01:44

Yeah yeah yeah, bash the depressed suicidal guy. Bring on the pain, cut down the one attempt at building self esteem. Thanks buddy! I try to make it fun and bring more people into the game, but no! Someone has to go and get thier panties in a bunch and rain on my one ray of sunshine. But fine. I'll let it be. I'll stop posting and "breaking the rules." That way the forumn nazi won't be upset.

Let's see... I still need to throw an insult in here. Ummm.... Let's paraphrase (that means re-word) an old joke and say I'll still be depressed in the morning but you'll still be ugly! Zing! lol :0)

I still love ya Al, but I feel sick right now, the thread seems to have died, and I can't think of anything good to say. Sooooo Something approaching the truth sounded good. But this will probably be [DELETED BY THE GOVERNEMENT] before anyone gets a chance to read this.