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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Kittydetectivve
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Apr-6-2022 12:12
You do. Unfortunately, it's a swimming pool for babies.
I wish that I could cook perfectly.
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Hans Landa
Assistant Librarian
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Apr-7-2022 11:53
Wish granted. Now everyone you know will come by your house on a daily basis with some lame excuse so they can join for dinner.
I wish the easter bunny really exists.
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Kittydetectivve
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Jun-18-2022 17:22
It does exist, an you find an egg but you crack it and it's rotten.
I wish I were rich.
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Pierrot Columbine
Tireless Tiger
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Jun-19-2022 06:28
You are indeed as rich as your wildest dreams. However you also have a bill for back taxes that exceeds everything you own.
I wish I could speak 7 languages fluently.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jun-22-2022 10:40
You do. But some dark force intervenes and you use these languages at the wrong time. Like you speak German to a French person or Italian to a Russian person. It frustrates you to no end.
I wish I had my own private island big enough to have a house and a dock.
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Andy702
Pinball Amateur
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Jun-28-2022 20:24
You do - problem is the island is in a dangerous area to sail so you never see the island.
I wish I my shoes would never wear out.
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jsncruz
Battered Shoe
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Jul-3-2022 09:57
Your shoes never wear out - but you can never take them off so they stink like hell after a week.
I wish I only need an hour of sleep every day.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-3-2022 16:49
You do. But since your activity level increases you're bound to get into more trouble. All that extra time you have to use dealing with lawsuits and damage claims.
I wish I had a sleigh with 6 reindeer.
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Kittydetectivve
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Jul-8-2022 18:02
you do but 5 of them die and one runs away, and then they trample your sled.
I wish that I could jump higher
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-18-2022 09:40
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Unfortunately you didn't notice that helicopter. Ouch.
I wish I had a shady garden.
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