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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Nov-24-2017 14:11

You did write the essay. Your little puppy thought it tasted yummy.

I wish my portrait is printed on the $100 notes. Real money, not monopoly money (just in case).

WombatMan
WombatMan

Nov-29-2017 21:17

Your portrait is on the $100 notes (real money). But when you look at the new $100 note you notice that your portrait is upside down. You contact the US Treasury about the error and they pull the note from circulation.

I wish I could win in a lottery an amount of money always 100 times richer than the next richest person on earth. Plus my wish is incorruptible, that means if someone tries to corrupt this wish the spell bounces off me with no effect whatsoever and goes back to the spellcaster and turns them into a toad for a millennium.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Nov-30-2017 06:20

Croak croak

I wish a beautiful fair maiden would kiss me on my mouth and break that toad spell.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jan-6-2018 07:25

She sashays up to you and with a 'Mwah!' the toad spell is broken. For some reason you are now a kangaroo.


I wish suitcases would unpack themselves.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-7-2018 16:56

They do unpack themselves. All the time. They become worthless cuz once you put stuff in them they throw it out immediately.

I wish elephants had two trunks.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Jan-22-2018 01:47

Surprise!!! ;-D

Elephants *DO* have two trunks!!! A front trunk and a back trunk!! ;-D ;-D ;-D

Isn't that amazing?!?!?

Just one small catch.... :-.

The front trunk only holds peanuts.

The back trunk only holds....

Eeewwwww....

Something *VERY* smelly, very brown, and rather hard to wash out of your clothes, hair, furniture, or car.... :-(

But Hey!! At least you've got a unique form of transportation to squire you about town!! ;-D
(Now to just figure out where to put your luggage.... :-. )

I wish the Wish Fairy would organize the Sleuth Winter Olympics for me and find 100 incredibly enthusiastic participants. PLEASE!!! ;-)

B.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Jan-22-2018 02:11

P.S. -- Why do I get stuck with all the elephant wishes, people?? ;-) B.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-25-2018 14:50

You get your 100 applicants. But they're all native Korean speakers with hardly any knowledge of English.

I wish the Batmobile were mine.

Ms. Brains
Ms. Brains

Jan-28-2018 06:42

The Batmobile is yours, but someone spray-painted it pink with golden stars and wrote the words: "BadAss is a loser" on it.

I wish I could have a nice and relaxing day at the spa without any worries and guilt about all the stuff I still need to do.


ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Feb-7-2018 20:04

You get a great day off. Massage, manicure, pedicure, etc, but as you walk out, you trip and break and ankle.

I wish my dog and my die together in 30 years


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