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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Real McCoy
Nomad
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Sep-19-2016 07:08
Wish granted. Now you have to work 16 hours a day.
I wish there was a Chinese version of The Hulk (yes I'm being persistent here).
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AndrewX
Washed Up Punter
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Sep-19-2016 07:23
Wish granted. Too bad your Chinese Hulk will be yellow. And he will be eating YOUR rice :>
I wish I had some pizza.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-19-2016 08:19
You get your pizza. At least you think it's a pizza. It happens to be a shape shifting alien life form that adapted itself to look like a pizza. Once you open the box it will encapsulate you and you will become the meal.
I wish there were more waitresses on roller skates.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-19-2016 13:04
Excuse me. TIME OUT!!
I will *never* be able to look at Santa Claus again in the same way. :/ And what kind of depraved mind could even begin to conceive of alluding to Santa's "sack" in such a lurid manner?
SS, I truly hope some all-powerful celestial being in the universe is going to eat squirrel roadkill for dinner this evening.
You may continue on now...
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-19-2016 13:58
I wish there were more waitresses on roller skates.
(Note to Sindy; Santa does not exist, get over it)
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-19-2016 15:58
(pretty sure I already work 16 hours a day YAWN!)
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AndrewX
Washed Up Punter
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Sep-22-2016 03:35
Wish granted. Not sure why you would want more MALE waitresses on roller skates...
I wish I was a vampire...
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-22-2016 04:35
You're a vampire. But you inhabit the world alone. You suck yourself to death...
I wish Badass really was Ian McShane.
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Solve A Lot2
Assistant Postman
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Sep-22-2016 05:06
You get what you wish for. He makes a deal with Ben and takes over hypothetical software. Since he has sympathy for arch villains he makes AI cases impossible to solve. So they become effectively impossible cases.
I wish that New York City was in Russia and Moscow in America.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Mar-12-2017 15:35
They are. But both cities are at siege now as they are surrounded by a country that is hostile to them.
I wish Sleuth has a console version.
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