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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Geddes
Geddes
Nomad

May-17-2016 10:57

Your wish is granted and you can now tickle people from a distance. There is one small problem with this ability, you have no control over what part of the body you are tickling. As it so happens, 99% of the time it ends up being very inappropriate. You are labeled a pervert, and arrested for gross sexual imposition.

I wish I had a long lost relative that left me a fortune upon their death.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

May-17-2016 14:12

Shazaam! All in a sudden you inherit a great sum of money of some long forgotten uncle you never heard about. Too bad that it seems that Uncle Bill has been living in hide for all these years because back then he conned a crime syndicate out of their money.

Now that the mobsters found out where their money went, you start getting awkward phone calls, threatening letters and see all sorts of scum in your neighborhood. It's only a matter of time.

I wish I had a sexy female butler.

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

May-18-2016 10:36

Wish granted. But she was actually a La Cosa Nostra member sent to kill you.

I wish that i could wish a wish, because wishes need to be wished to work.

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

May-18-2016 10:58

You can wish a wish but it's always that same in which you can wish a wish. Thus creating an endless string of wishes with no other purpose but to wish for another wish without anything else happening.

I wish elephants were pink.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

May-24-2016 23:49

Abracadabra!! Elephants ARE pink!!!!! ;-D ;-D ;-D

They dance and sing, and even fly too!! Isn't that absolutely amazing?!?!

Unfortunately, there's just one eeeeensy, teensy, little problem....

They disappear when the champagne bottle is empty.

BUMMER. :-/

I wish my cat would stop jumping into my chair just when I'm trying to sit down on it. :-.

Breit

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Sep-16-2016 08:34

Your cat will abide your wish and let you have a seat with no issue. Then when you're seated your cat decides to jump in your neck and be comfortable there. Time after time.

I wish I lived in a twisted version of Happy Days where I'm buddies with The Fonz and we'd play pranks all day on Ritchie, Potsie and Ralph and make their lives miserable.

Keira Ann
Keira Ann
Huntsman

Sep-16-2016 16:28

You now have a blissful day with your best friend The Fonz and you get to play pranks all day on Ritchie, Potsie and Ralph. Unfortunately, as it turns out, each day is the exact same in every way possible. Every day each person does the same thing and you have to play the exact same prank with the same results. This slowly drives you insane. Enjoy!

I wish that it was 70 degrees year around with no snow or heat waves.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-17-2016 10:48

You get a nice, mild climate year round. Every day looks the same. People in your area don't chat about the weather anymore and about 70% of the small talk goes away. Social interactions are reduced to an absolute minimum and residents become more socially isolated which in turns leads to alcoholism and depression. And you have forgotten how fun it is to make a snowman.

I wish Donald Trump would make a surprise appearance at my house for Halloween.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Sep-18-2016 03:51

Hillary Clinton makes a surprise appearance at your house at the same time. :)

I wish Santa Claus was real!

Real McCoy
Real McCoy
Nomad

Sep-18-2016 08:13

He's for real now. But so are the bogey man, the grim reaper, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Mike Myers ... anyway, you get the idea right? :)

I wish there was a Chinese version of The Hulk.

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