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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Professor Troof
Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff

Nov-18-2015 13:36

(side side note - Hendrix only started playing when he was 15. Awesome to think how good he was in so short a time!)

You think of an utterly incorruptible wish. Whatever it is, it can't be written here - every time you try, the thought of destroying this thread compels you to stop!

I wish that I could travel instantly to wherever I wanted to go

shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

Nov-23-2015 21:07

The good news is you can instantly travel to wherever you want. The bad news is the instant you arrive you are instantly returned to wherever you came from, making your trip a total waste of an instant.

I wish I could have my own personal three star Michelin chef to cook for me for the rest of my life and never have to wash another pot or pan.

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Dec-5-2015 10:30

Congratulations - during a contest, you have won what you exactly wanted - a three star Michelin Chef to cook for you for the rest of your life and a dish washing machine.

However, what you didn't know is that everything has a price... literally - your chef only wants the best of the best and orders caviar, lobsters, venison (you name it, he will order it) and at the end of the year, you're financially broke. And to top it all off, your dishwasher broke.

I wish I could meet the President of the United States

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Dec-5-2015 19:34

Wish granted, unfortunately it is the worst President in history named Barack Obama. He is convinced that global warming is a bigger theat than terrorism.

I wish I had a watermelon

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Mar-23-2016 15:26

The watermelon is yours, but half of it is rotten.
I wish i would be the smartest person in the world.


BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Mar-25-2016 22:38

You become Einstein's intellectual superior. And then you start wondering about the meaning of life and everything becomes pointless and you end up an alcoholic.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Mar-26-2016 16:12

You get all the wishes you could wish for and they all come true. Then you realize you have nothing left in life to look forward to, everything becomes pointless and you end up an alcoholic living at the local shelter.

I wish my husband was a more cheerful guy. :/

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Mar-26-2016 19:38

He becomes a regular Crusty the Clown but he constantly wakes you up tooting his horn and throwing confetti over you. Eventually you suffer from severe sleep deprivation.

I wish I could time travel.

Professor Troof
Professor Troof
Lucky Stiff

Mar-27-2016 01:43

You can time travel, but unfortunately on one jaunt to the late Triassic period you inadvertently change the future by treading on an ant. This causes a chain of events that, when you get back to your own time, one difference exists but only you notice, eventually. Green now means stop at traffic lights, and red go, and you are perpetually fearful at intersections vowing not to time travel again.

I wish I could win an Oscar

Kent Brooks
Kent Brooks

Mar-27-2016 06:52

You win it, but it was rigged with an poison that manifests in the body of someone upon an touch. And is extremely lethal.
I wish i had an free subscription to Sleuth Noir.

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