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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Jul-1-2012 14:57

wish granted marc. The highest peak in summer becomes 80-90 degress. Only not in Fahrenheit but Celsius. You brain fries and you go to hell and meet the devil: The Squirrel. And you discover that he likes to burn things.

I wish I could dub cartoons.

AndrewX
AndrewX
Washed Up Punter

Jul-2-2012 11:50

wish granted but one day a cartoon eats you. It''s the red riding hood.

I wish I had a 6-pack of Desperados.

Jason Arends
Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff

Jul-2-2012 22:05

Poof theres your 6 pack of desperados, ive never heard of them and had to google it. Sounds like unpleasant stuff. Tequila flavored beer? Ehhh i think you corrupted your own wish there, no offense. :)

I wish i could teleport anywhere at anytime however much i wanted.

AndrewX
AndrewX
Washed Up Punter

Jul-2-2012 23:21

wish granted. You can teleport anywhere and anytime but each time you do it you'll teleport without one of your organs and of course..you lose that organ.
Anyway that beer is really good(from a guy who tried a lot of alchool drinks)

I wish I would date Scarlett Johansson

Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Jul-3-2012 01:01

Wish granted. You date Scarlet Johansson: A namesake from Alaska.

I wish Andrew was lost in translation at some hotel in Tokyo?

Jason Arends
Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff

Jul-9-2012 11:40

Poof Andrew is Lost in Translation at some hotel in Tokyo, unfortunately ive never seen that movie so Andrew remains lost and fades out of exsistence. Bummer.

I wish i had a huge cheeseburger with fries.

Friday Robinson
Friday Robinson
Bloodhound

Jul-10-2012 07:25

okay you got it, it's really h-u-g-e, so big you can't get out of your apartment. you are wedged into a corner of one room. you try to eat your way out but after a day or two the burger and fries are covered in bacteria and mold. you die partly from infection, partly from lack of oxygen and partly cos you don't care anymore and lose the will to live!

i wish i could metamorphose into anything whenever i want.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-24-2012 04:49

Wish granted! However, testing your new skill proves hazardous. As an ant you're nearly trodden on, as a wardrobe you get woodworm, as a rabbit you get myxomatosis and as a cruise liner you narrowly miss an iceberg. It all finally comes to a sad end when you metamorphose into a pint of beer and get drunk.

I wish I could go to the moon.

Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Jul-24-2012 07:56

Wish granted. You go to the moon, but you cannot get back. A little delusional prince with a hood comes and puts you in a glass tube. And then a sheep pops out of the void, the sheep and the prince start shooting the breeze about how Superman's red slip sucks but you spare yourself the little breath you have so you don't even try to make a comment. This gives you so much pain, however not enough to kill you so you mutate and start respirating anaerobically. You start multiplying and then shatter your glass tube and you start your own brand of life on the moon, single celled organisms evolve into eukaryotic cells and then macro organisms with mouths. They call you the Moon God, something in the likes of Egyptian Set, and they worship you everyday by shaking their hips up and down. You guys piss on the Earth, but all your pee starts rotating around the Earth instead and you get pee rains every now and then. You realize you need to get that Fennet Fox called "Mr Anderson" to teach you how to levitate to chase away the pee. They say he's so new, but he seems to be a regurgigated contemporary version of Lao Tse combined with Jean Baudrillard.

(lol sorry for the perverted little prince story)

I wish I wasn't bored all the time.

Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Jul-24-2012 07:57

correction: rotates around the Moon :)

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