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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-18-2011 22:52

You get wish and immediately after you are arrested and sentenced on trumped up charges to 2/3 of the day hard labor for life.

Wish people weren't so uptight and grouchy.

Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-18-2011 23:55

Your wish is granted but the consequences are far worse than anticipated. People are exceedingly friendly, so much so it makes everyone uncomfortable. Personal space is deemed obsolete as everyone stands close enough to spit on you when they talk. The worst part is with all the outgoing, friendly people pick up lines that were previously just content in comedy skits are readily used in all night life venues. Oh the horror!

I wish that I didn't always hurt my hands and wrists training and that making the 147 pound limit was easier.

Anne Miranda
Anne Miranda
Well-Connected

Apr-19-2011 03:24

Your wish is granted, and your body swells up to 147 pounds, and your mussles start growing even more, so you reach the 160 pounds, 180 pounds, the 200 pounds, the 250 pounds, the 300 pounds.
Even then your mussles dont stop growing and you reach 400 pounds and 500 pounds, and, unfortunately, now your big mussles seem to be in the way, so you cannot anymore get both your hands and wrists to reach the pounching bag at the nearly same time.

Finally your hands and wrists stop hurting during the training.
Disappointed about this, you stop training, and your swallowed mussles seem to shrink again, only that half of them seem to be replaced by fat.

Unfortunately, when you were at your strongest, you made a lot of enemies, that envied your strength, and one of them, realizing you have become an easier target, pounches you in your stomach, and you end up on the sofa, hurting heavily, knowing for sure have said a final goodbye to the time with hurting hands and wrists struggling to get past the 113 pounds.

Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-19-2011 18:47

thats funny! my issue unfortunately is that I walk around at 185 and fight at 147 :(

I didn't hear a wish in there though... so!

I wish that driving was an unmanned process so cars drive themselves and we can kick back and read the newspaper or something.

Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-19-2011 18:59

New cars which program in destinations, and multiple safety features, have been distributed, and you are the first to get one. However, your sig, mom, boss and pool repairman, all need you to pick up various items from different stores on the way home from work. While trying to reprogram the vehicle's computer to make the appropriate adjustments in destinations, you accidentally pushed the "manual" button and are the first car in a 10-car pile-up on the Interstate. Thankfully they have the same technology in the wheelchairs at the hospital, which, coincidentally fails during a "code green", results being a 10 wheel-chair pile-up in the hall.

I wish that walking down hill was not so difficult in 6" stiletto heels.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Apr-19-2011 19:08

Your wish is granted. POOF!!!!!

Unfortunately, (as if you really thought there would be no "but") it is now nigh impossible to walk uphill. So down you go. Amazing how much a 6" fall can hurt!

I wish all Sleuth Noir detectives were as friendly as the folks on this thread.

Cyril Banks
Cyril Banks

Apr-19-2011 23:38

All Sleuth Noir detectives become exceedingly pleasant and the message board becomes quite enjoyable until... the maximum friendliness quotient for a website is met and exceeded and the federal government is forced to intervene. They shut down the site and all the sleuthers have way too much time to do other things in real life.

I wish that I invented some revolutionary technology thereby rendering me ridiculously rich for eternity.

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Apr-20-2011 07:06

You invent a machine that makes you ridiculously rich for all eternity. It is a machine that forges banknotes. The FBI/CIA/Mi5/whoever find you and kill you, but keep your body pickled in vinegar, along with 50,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in fake notes. Thus, you are ridiculously rich and you're surrounded by money for all eternity, as you and your money get sent back in time to the start of time to honour your wish (though in a cruel, twisted and acidic way).

(Oh,) I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair.

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-20-2011 10:57

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured punk rock girl with flowers in her hair met a frog.
The frog hopped into the punk rock girl's lap and said: "Elegant punk rock girl with flowers in your hair , I was once a handsome punk rock boy with flowers in my hair, until an evil Stage Producer cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young punk rock boy with flowers in my hair that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon trailer with my mother,father,sister,brother,1st wife,2nd,wife,3 girlfriends and 7 boyfriends where you can prepare our meals, clean our clothes, bear our children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

Later that night, as the punk rock girl with flowers in her hair dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she wakes up from her dream just to find herself on a dish seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce...to be continued...

I wish we rembember who we really are and from where we came from and where we are going...







Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-20-2011 12:54

Oh, we remembered! Then, in an instant of excitement, Cyril smacked us in the head and we forgot. Who are we, where do we come from, and where the heck do we think we're going?

I want a perfect chair with all of the bells and whistles, as in, butler when I think of him, hairdresser, manicurist, pedicurisst, food when I want it, warm when I'm cold, cool when I'm hot and all of the latest gadgets for entertainment.

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