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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Jan-8-2011 21:25

Wish granted. Your kids grow up. One of them moves on to college. He gets into medical school and becomes a doctor. All of your kids move on to college except for one. He stays behind and lives with you for a while. By the age of thirty, he starts wanting to decide what he wants. By forty, he's looking into college. By the age of fifty, he moves out.

I wish it won't snow tomorrow

Dellilah
Dellilah
Well-Connected

Jan-8-2011 22:04

It doesn't snow. It rains frogs and fishes instead.

I wish I could eat a lot of dessert without gaining weight.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jan-28-2011 18:12

Lucky you! You can eat a lot of dessert and you won't gain an ounce! Hope you like celery, because that is all they serve for dessert.

I wish money grew on trees.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-1-2011 19:51

Money now grows on trees. It's great at first, but since anyone can cultivate their own money it isn't long before inflation runs rampant. More and more farmland is dedicated to money trees instead of crops and soon it takes nearly $183,000 to purchase a single apple, if you can find one. After a period of protests and riots, the government finally restores a sense of economic order by establishing the Jonagold Standard, where wealth is measured in fixed weights of fruit. Paper money survives, but mostly because its fibers can be used to make durable (but unattractive) fabrics, and in a pinch it can be boiled in water to make a thin and calorie poor broth. These days you toil with the migrant workers in the money orchards for a hourly pittance of lemon zest, while the spoiled wealthy live a pampered life surrounded by fresh pineapples and passion fruits.



I wish dentists could work by telekinesis instead of having to put their hands in your mouth.

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Feb-2-2011 11:34

Dentists now use telekinesis to do their work. It starts off cool at first, but when you go into get a filling because of a cavity the dentist sneezes and one of their sharp objects stabs you in the cheek.


I wish this wish would get an epic corruption.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-5-2011 21:07

Your wish receives an epic corruption, nay, THE Epic Corruption. All other corruptions are but penny dreadfuls in comparison. It's so epic that it tells everymans' story, tapping into a common theme in humanity's underlying psyche. Great deeds of both good and evil are inspired by it. In future generations colleges will design curricula based on it. No fewer than three religions are founded on it. As far reaching as the consequences are, I can't relate the actual corruption itself because my browser doesn't support Sanskrit and it's really just not the same in translation.

My neighbors have a huge dog with little respect for property boundaries. I wish that dog pooped diamonds.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-5-2011 21:09

(Inappropriate apostrophe placement. Typing too fast. Oops.)

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Apr-14-2011 11:02

The dog poops diamonds, and the value of diamonds receeds to that of dog turd, leaving you with a very hard form of excrement to deal with.

I live in Japan and have been suffering electrical blackouts, I with the world had limitless, free, clean energy to power our homes and cure poverty.

Phaedra Rose
Phaedra Rose
Well-Connected

Apr-15-2011 19:19

You have suffered from exposure to severe radiation and have a prognosis of less than 1 month to live. TEPCO has settled with you for over 20 Million U.S.D. to do with as you see fit, and have agreed to provide you with limitless, nuclear energy for life without interruption.

I wish my neighbors would not mow their lawns at 6 am as they begin at the closest spot next to my bedroom window.

Anne Miranda
Anne Miranda
Well-Connected

Apr-15-2011 23:48

You go to a shadowy figure, and ask for help, and he gives you a secret remedy that he says will solve all your problems. You pour out the remedy on the lawn of your neighours, and the lawn starts growing like hell.
Your neighbours sue you for your act, and you are sentenced to pay someone to move the lawn for the neighbours, as it needs to be moved every half hour. Only in the night, the price is too high, so you will have to move the lawn of your neighbours from 6pm until 8am - thereby also hindering that your neighbours will move their lawns at 6am in the morning. (as you do it)

I wish to be a happy child without someone starting to see me as an object for something not apropriate to mention in sleuthville.

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