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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-19-2009 12:39

We should do an RP, us three, I'm getting the hang of the plot...

"Left a bit... To the right... Up, down, left again..." said luc to the interior decorators "I learned all I know about pink interior decor from ctown, you know." (see 'the last person to post wins' to understand this joke) "Left, hey I'm better than you, you know, ctown taught me!!"
"Watch it or I may just thump you!" growled interior decorator no.1 .
But time went by, and the threat was forgotten. luc walked out onto the edge of the new balcony's wooden support and whoops! A boastful interior decorator comes before a fall from a thirteenth floor balcony, as they sort of say. 13th floor was so unlucky that luc also fell on his Moped. It blew up, but he survived, so maybe he was lucky...

"LUCKY????" I can hear luc's tattered lips try to mumble "The fall smashed my limbs and reduced my ribs to bone powder and you call me 'LUCKY'????"

Oh well, I wish for a fall recovery, geddit? Oh, and you forgot to get life insurance and Moped insurance, so you are still bankrupt, from the time you owed $10, and you lost the BORROWED Moped, and you now owe $5010, WITH INTEREST.

I wish he hated the hospital food.

Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:33

VS was having a meeting with Ran Bin-Sun in the underground lair just behind the tea shop in London when Lee the Ran Bin-Sun’s right hand entered the room.
<<My apologies Golden Dragon …but there is someone willing to talk to you! He claims that it is a matter of life and death>>
<<Who dares to interrupt our meeting?>> …grinned VS.
<<He says his name is Detective Sir William Weine…I know nothing about him…he is carrying something having the shape of a picture or something.>>
VS turned to Ran Bin-Sun << What do you know about the guy ?>>
<<Very small fish>> said Ran <<he claims to be a sleuth but he has only 11560 xp points in 242 days and he is subscribed ! All we know about him is that he plays the role of a former aristocrat and that he is posting rude comments about many respected sleuths on the boards!>>. And he continued <<he does that during the last 2-3 months at least …mocking sleuths like ctown, luc Pfeiffer, Irene etc…he is mocking ctown even in his biography!>> added Ran Bin.
VS smiled <<so we now have 2 toe ! Larry and William>> he said . << Do you think that anybody will miss him Ran?>> he asked with a smile! <<Hehe nobody will VS…in the contrary!>>


Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:33

VS was in a very good mood when he turned to Lee <<Well let him in my friend>> he said
William entered the room shaking like a leaf. He has heard rumors about VS and now he was afraid and the 2 bottles of wine he had before obviously were not helping at all !
VS smiled and look at him like the cobra looks the mouse.
<<Well well well what do we have here ! Sir William "the Toe Wine ?>> he said
<<Wwweeeine master not Wwwiiine >> he managed to say in a trembling voice
<<Sure sure speak now mortal!>>


Vampiric Smile
Vampiric Smile
Safety Officer

Aug-20-2009 04:34

<< I mmmanaaged to acccquire this Piiicasso paintiiing maaaster. I gaaaave it to theee Cuuurator buuut the Cooosa Nooostra iiiis afteeeer it and nooow the museum passeeed iiit back to meee aaas it is toooo hoooot to hold it. I aaam in daaanger >> he said almost crying.
<<Yes my friend ! Indeed you are !>> said VS with a smile and emptied his shell completely draining his body in a second!
2 days after …and VS was completely satisfied after the consumption of the guilty soul.
-The body has been delivered to Marcel Santanelli, the Don of La Cosa Nostra in London and the reward was taken
-The Picasso painting was hanging next to the bookcase in his apartment in Shanghai
Only problem was the possibility that Botsie Boots P.I might miss their agent. Although that is a minor possibility VS had to consider it.
VS took the body in the crypt and performed the puppeteer spell. The words were spoken and the signs were made and the puppet was once again animated and was left free close to the race track in Shanghai. The mind was empty but who could see the difference thought VS with a smile and started ascending through the focal points…


Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-20-2009 06:59

FORMER ARISTOCRAT???? Irene would miss me for one, and two, you didn't make a wish!! And you know all about me, the exp points, the age, the subscription, the biography... Dear Watson, MY time to dish dirt has arrived! Vampiric Smile had once been Golden Dragon by over 250 points! Now, he only has no more than ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO points, leaving a colossal loss of over 108 points! Botsie would certainly miss me, their Shoe Maker contact and PLUS! Boots are 19th, yet the loudmouthed Vamipiric Crypt crawled out of the grave with a screw loose and are not even in the top 20!! I would rather walk into La Cosa Nostra HQ unarmed than join the corrupt Triads or Vampiric Crypt with YOU in them! SLOB!! A friend of the Weines just so happens to have a degree in dentistry, so watch that tooth!!

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-20-2009 07:01

I still wish he hated the hospital food. I also wish he got worse. (Corrupt the latter wish)

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-20-2009 07:05

P.S. I didn't know pictures had shapes.

P.P.S. Sorry our dinner was interrupted while you were in the bathroom. I left a $5000 cheque, appreciating your company but the waiter may have stolen it.

(This was all found on the back of a "Get Well Soon" postcard addressed to Irene and luc)

Guiltfinder
Guiltfinder
Battered Shoe

Aug-20-2009 08:30

Guiltfinder was following the brainless marionette from a distance. He was curious about the puppet’s behavior as this was the first time that VS was relishing one from the crypt. The crypt always was in need of servants and former aristocrats do play that role well!
The marionette went at the Bar and started drinking alcohol. Although the brain was missing " the body of the puppet was still asking for a drink like a junky. It was 2 hours later that the puppet started his delirium
The puppet could not talk as all nerves controlling the tong were missing and everything was expressed with a kind of broken pantomime and strange noises. It was funny and Guiltfinder started laughing.
Like all former toys that used to be played and are now broken the marionette was simply expressing his need to be loved, to be played again…to be missed by someone! ANYONE!
<<Who would ever miss such a broken toy ?>> thought Guiltfinder with sympathy.


Guiltfinder
Guiltfinder
Battered Shoe

Aug-20-2009 08:31

<<Could Irene miss him?? ….Bah …She doesn’t like drunk, rude, low potential detectives!>>
<<Maybe his Agency for his Shoe contact?? …Bah…no agency is in need for a contact to help solving hard cases (the limit of W.Wine)>>
Guiltfinder had an idea. He stood up and took him at the hospital. They entered and followed the corridor to the Kitchen. The puppet was hungry and Guiltfinder could feel it . When the puppet show the plates for the patients hospitalized there he immediately started to eat. A strange thought came in Guiltfinder’s mind <<If that puppet ever wished to taste hospital food now is his chance>> he thought.
Guiltfinder left the marionette in the hospital as doctors could find him useful (maybe for transplantation purposes) and left. His last thought moving out of the hospital was that the puppet would for sure go worse but at least he would feel nothing at all.


Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Aug-20-2009 09:59

Now, I dunno about you lot, but I haven't been to the bar a long time. I also haven't seen Edwin, my con artist identical twin brother, who is a regular drinker and Cosa Nostra hater. I think he is a shame to Weines and sounds like he is now an organ donor. I have other lookalikes at my disposal, too. I'm not a Former, but a current aristocrat, so quit it. Oh, and it is WEINE not WINE. Don't make fun of alcoholic Edwin.

I wish luc or Irene would post the next one. I also wish for less story wish corruptions and more short answers. I'm getting bored.

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