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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Feb-11-2008 19:41

They are washed and dried then they put themselves in a bottom less pit costing you money


I wish i was a famous writer.

Feb-12-2008 17:29

You are now a famous writer. Only famous for writing the most terrible novels that no-one would buy.

I wish I had a unicycle.

Feb-13-2008 14:46

*poof* Unicycles are great. But they draw the wrong crowds. Before you know it there's a lot of out of work clowns hanging round your neighbourhood... middle aged guys who can't remember their real names but liked to be called 'Buttons' and 'Happy', all the while swigging out of a brown paper bag hiccupping the the melody to the Baby Elephant Walk. Moment you jump on the unicycle on the driveway theresl clowns comin' up to you asking for a 'hit'... "just one pedal man, it's been so long..." It's round about the time when 'Buttons' offers to trade you for a puppet show, and you realise he doesn't have any puppets that you give up the unicycle for walking... ok so you're actually running... and screaming... same diff.

I wish I was all stretchy like Mr Fantastic or Plastic man so I could change the blinking fluro tube abive me without having to go and get the ladder.

Feb-16-2008 14:44

You are now stretchy like Mr. Fantastic (or Plastic Man). Fixing things out of reach are no longer a problem to you. You even managed to change the fluro tube in less than a minute. However one day, you see a kid crying because his cat is stuck on a tree. You stretch yourself up to look but don't see a cat. The mischevous little kid then kicks you in the ankle and shouts "TIMBER!" and you fall on the back of your head and are now in a three day coma.

I wish there were 500 people online on Sleuth right now.

Feb-18-2008 03:14

there are 500 people on sleuth, however the server now goes so slowly that everyone logs off at once.

i wish i somehow, unexpectedly came into millions of dollars.

Feb-18-2008 11:25

You have come into millions of dollars but everywhere you go there are "friends" sponging off you. There's no- where to hide.. they are even in your bathroom. You wish you were poor again.

I wish you would give me all your millions.

Feb-19-2008 22:45

She gives you all her millions to escape from the "friends" that were coming to her. Shortly after, those friends are coming to you instead of her. Now you wish you were poor again.

I wish Africa would be completely clean and cured from AIDS.

Feb-20-2008 15:52

You find a cure and type it in your computer it took you three years then suddenly a wild out -of-control panda smashes the computher then your work is lost Forever!

I wish i was a Meditaor (or one who can speak to Ghosts)>

Feb-22-2008 16:33

You can speak to ghosts. Being uninhibited guys (hey, what else can you do to them?) they unleash all their bitterness and frustration about being dead, and torment you night and day with bad renditions of 80s pop songs guaranteed to whittle away what little remains of your sanity. Then they hide in your lavatory and shout rude words just as you're getting comfortable.

I wish it was March 20th.

Feb-24-2008 12:03

Why look! It's magically March 20th. But wait, what's this? The Cubans decide to unite with the Czechoslvakians and Indonesians and start the 3rd world war! So they decide to blow up a random town in the US, and it's yours! Enjoy your last few moments before the Cuban-Czechoslovakian-Indonesian Empire destroys the world! One word of advice: RUN YOU FOOL! (okay so it was 3 words, but does it matter?)

I wish I could read minds.