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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Oct-3-2007 03:41

World Peace is achieved but as there are no conflicts, the staus quo cannot be challenged and therefore cannot evolve. As a result Humanity and all of Life snagnates and dies.

I wish someone would solve my AV case's for me.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-3-2007 14:52

Someone else does solve your AV cases for you. Unfortunately they have also stolen your account and changed the password, leaving you unable to play sluth, as they have also used your password to steal all your money from your bank account, leaving you no money to by a new sleuth account. That will teach you to use your favorite color as the password for all your accounts.

I wish I had a key that could unlock any door.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-3-2007 23:30

You walking skeleton key, you...your baby finger now opens any door! You wannit, you gottit!

Unfortunately the first door you try squeaks open to reveal the scene of your conception, and even though you've blocked out all the gory details, suffice it to say that you can never eat a Big Mac again. At least not without requesting the sauce on the side. Poor luck, and da-da-da-da dahhh, you're NOT lovin' it, like, at all.

I wish I was the Karate Kid.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Thespian

Oct-4-2007 22:34

Then, your wish is granted by a man in a pink too-too about 3 sizes too small, and you kick butt, and you become the worlds best karate-man.

But, then you wake up, and it was all a dream!

I wish I could watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air while I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork. However, I keep my grades up and become the richest man in the world.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-5-2007 00:35

This is a story all about how your life got flipped! Turned upside down! If you'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how your mother was never home for you and you developed a butler fetish because you were raised by a TV and a well-dressed man who you only know as Uncle Jeffrey. Pretty soon, you learn the hard way that 'jazzy jeff' was a nickname for a lot of things in Will Smith's life at the time.

When you look up, there are, like, NO fuzzy dice in the mirror, If anything, I could say that your wish was rare, but forget it, yo Holmes, you're bent over and bare. And the footage gets shown on Hard Copy, twice. Pretty soon, Will stops using his daily phone call on Jada, and you have a lot of really weird messages on your voicemail.

Anybody know this guy called Mark Summers who has a show on the Food Network? I wish I could kick Mark Summers in the throat.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Thespian

Oct-5-2007 11:43

LOL!

You do kick Mark Summers, but then you go to jail and get sentenced by a Commie judge, and he sentences you to be tortured and killed by the Iranian government. Then you get Chinese water torture, and a modified Death of a Thousand Cuts, only they do 999, so you can heal and the can kill you with the ancient Roman torture, which they tie you to to horses and split you apart. They had fun, but you killed 20 of them while riding down, by laser beaming the sun off your head again. Good job!

I wish that crunchpatty is NOT the next poster!

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Oct-5-2007 11:58

Your wish is granted! But everyone else was hoping that crunchpatty would find a way to jinx that one himself, so the gods of Sleuth fix it that you get pirated the next nineteen times you try to go anywhere, and Shady charges me $1,000,000 dollars for existing.

I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Oct-5-2007 12:00

So, Mark Summers shows up at your door and you kick him in the throat, putting him into the hospital and probably preventing him from ever speaking again. Unfortunately, the effect this has is to screw up my application to work for Robert Irvine. No, now Robert Irvine has to fill in for Mark Summers, so I end up working for that perpetually pompous buttwipe known as Bobby Flay.

So there's another knock at your door, and this time it's me. And it's doubtful you'll ever speak - or, indeed, kick anyone in the throat ever again. And Flay isn't looking too good after my first day with him, either.


I wish Big Band music would make a strong come-back.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-5-2007 22:04

Big Band music makes an amazing comeback. It gets to the point that no matter what you turn on the television or radio, it all revolves around Big Band music. To further things, medical technology finds a way to bring Benny Goodman back from the dead but he is a zombie and goes around eating peoples brains.

I wish money grew on trees

Alleluia
Alleluia

Oct-6-2007 02:16

You are at the beach, and find the elusive message in a bottle. It just says "make a wish". Of course, this is the first thought that popped into your head, is money growing on trees. Unfortunatly, the trees it started to grow on happen to be every food producing tree on the planet. No more delicioius apples, oranges, bananas, or figs left. We are all stuck eating George Washingtons now... :(

I wish I was a real life Guitar Hero

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