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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Sep-25-2007 08:07

Sand Dollars gain a monetary value causing widespread inflatulence which not only causes the stock markets to crash but speeds up the Green House effect causing a rapid ice age where everyone dies.

I wish I actually made funny jokes.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-26-2007 06:56

*poof* you make funny jokes, but it's basically all 'bottom humour'. Bad flatulence jokes, and pull my finger routines, that crack up ten year olds and mountain folk and make you oh so funny that you've been snapped up by a 'talent' scout to make a movie along side the comedic giants that are Rob Schneider and Paulie Shore. And that my friend is probably more of a curse than anyone deserves!

I wish that the bike ride too AND from work was all downhill.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Sep-27-2007 06:12

And so it was. You moved house, to a place further down the hill... unfortunately being in work and leaving it all up to the missus to move everything was not the most thoughtful move you could have made, and doesn't Mrs Squizz let you know that... your nuts really did get a hiding.

I wish I had inspiration.

Meteor Roger
Meteor Roger
Well-Connected

Sep-30-2007 00:03

You get an inspiration. However, the inspiration you get was to find another inspiration, and another, and another and so on...

I wish I had better ways to jinx other peoples' wishes.

Loretta Devine
Loretta Devine
Well-Connected

Sep-30-2007 06:10

You become totally amazing at jinxing other people's wishes. Unfortunately the rest of us get really demoralised and feel it's not worth putting our puny efforts up against your brilliance, so the game grinds to a halt.

I wish I could wave a magic wand to have the house redecorated.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-30-2007 12:33

You find a magic wand to have the house redecorated. Yo uget home and wave the wand and the entire house is suddenly redecorated in yellow and pink polka dots, then you drop the wand and it breaks into pieces.

I wish I could re-invent the wheel

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Sep-30-2007 18:15

You successfully travel back in time to the exact point when the idea of the wheel was concieved. Knocking out the guy who originally invented it with a rock, you tear up his skematics and create your own square wheel. You come back to your own time to discover that your square wheel has brought a whole new meaning to getting stuck in traffic. Way to screw up our lives, ctown.

I wish that my homework would do itself!

Alleluia
Alleluia

Oct-1-2007 05:42

The homework that you would normally spend time on completes itself, but it gets bored, and so it creates even more homework for itself to do. This, in turn creates more homework that you can phisically hand into a teacher, and therefore you are marked so poorly you get kicked out of school- or held back (depending on level).

I wish Melrose Place season 3 would hurry up and come out ><

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2007 06:16

They hurry up and release it but in their haste, a mix up at the distributers occurs and it's only available on Beta Max Cassette.

I wish I knew why Alleluia wanted to get the 3rd season of Melrose Place so urgently.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-1-2007 10:29

Alleluia tells you why she wanted to get the 3rd season of Melrose Place so urgently. Unfortunatly the explaination takes the better part of 5 decades to explain in full. By this time it no longer matters, as Melrose Place: Generation 4, season 3 is now advertized as coming soon, and you make the mistake of asking Alleuia why she wants a copy of it so badly, starting the whole cycle over again. You have wasted your entire life on information that no longer matters. Congrats Gramps.

I wish I could control the weather.

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