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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Aug-24-2007 02:22

Your pillow turns into a Nun only she's wearing a tutu under her robes which you can't resist stealing so God strikes you down with a lightning bolt causing you to wet the bed in fright and the nun to run off. You end up cold, wet, stinky and pillowless.

I wish I could live on the North Shore, Oahu in Hawaii.



Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Aug-24-2007 09:02

You move in to your dream home on the North Shore, Oahu in Hawaii. And then you realise you have two insurmountable issues with the location but can't decide which is worse - the 150-foot tidal wave headed your way, or the parties your new neighbor Crunchpatty is throwing. What's with all that oil and vinegar, anyway?

I wish I could have a normal dream for once, not the surreal, insane, bizarre dreams I usually have.

Cow Ward II
Cow Ward II
Well-Connected

Aug-25-2007 19:03

You do have a normal dream. It's quite ordinary, mundane, dull. It's so boring that you fall asleep within it. And in your dream-sleep you dream of another ordinary, mundane, dull dream, which puts you to sleep again.... You're in an infinite chain of dream-sleeps. Will you ever wake?

I wish I weren't so scared of everything.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Aug-25-2007 19:54

All of the sudden you have great courage, in fact so much courage that you do nothing but take unneccesary risks. It all catches up to you when during a gunpoint robbery you think like Bugs Bunny and just stick your finger in the barrel of the gun.

I wish I could sing like Frank Sinatra

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Aug-26-2007 13:16

With that, you drop stone dead... the likeness to ol' blue eyes is uncanny.

I wish my previous wish was granted and then corrupted, instead of just being denied :(

Sunniva
Sunniva
Nomad

Aug-26-2007 17:32

It is. Plain & simple, your wish is granted & corrupted. Need I say more?...

I wish I were in the most miserable state imaginable. How worse can things get?

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Aug-26-2007 21:30

You are in the most miserable state imaginable. In fact, you are so miserable it has medical science baffled and as a result a whole new study is devoted to you and what you are all about, which in turn brightens your mood.

I wish I had a cigarette

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Aug-27-2007 04:27

You have a cigarette but are a non-smoker so you just toss it out and you wasted the last wish that would ever be granted on a piece of trash.

I wish I didn't feel ill.

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Aug-27-2007 05:31

Ok so *poof* you don't 'feel' ill, but you sure do look it. Cows' milk curdles when you pass by, small children cower in fear at the sight of your pustulent visage, and the local mayor has asked the town crier to walk in front of you ringing his bell and crying UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN.

But hey you feel great!

I wish I hadn't burnt the roof of my mouth with the soup I just had.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Aug-28-2007 05:54

Ah, turns out you didn't burn your mouth on that soup... it was just necrotising fasciitis eating your head from the inside out... phew!

I wish my previous wish about the wish prior to that had again, not just been granted, but in someway corrupted... or have I at last come up with the uncorruptable wish? I wish I had!

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