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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-22-2007 11:09

Orville Redenbacher storms into your house, smears you all over with full fat butter and stuffs you into your microwave oven. After 6.5 minutes your muscels and joints begin popping. Just before the final timer rings your ear drums and your head pops too. Mmmmm buttery.......

I wish I had learned to read.

Aug-22-2007 15:31

You decide to take a "Learning to Read" class at your local library. But as you're getting ready to go, Orville Redenbacher bursts through your front door, smears you all over with full fat butter, and stuffs you into your microwave oven. You begin to pop after a mere 3.5 minutes, and by the time Cordelia would have started popping, you've become a snack for all the kids taking the "Learning to Read" class.

I wish that every wish I made would come true.

Aug-22-2007 18:50

Every time you make a wish, it comes true....
.... and every single time, it gets corrupted.

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next...

Aug-23-2007 12:21

But unfortunatly you have a banging headache and forget what you were to type.

I wish that I'll get a pay-as-you-go mobile phone, but...........? =]

Aug-23-2007 12:24

You get a pay-as-you-go mobile phone, but the rates are 200 times what it would be if you had a contract. You can only afford to make one 2 minute phone call a month.

I wish I did not have to get my wisdom teeth yanked out.

Aug-23-2007 17:25

You don't get your wisdom teeth pulled and within 3 months you end up looking like Sloth from The Goonies

I wish I was on a hot streak in Vegas

Aug-23-2007 18:16

Yeah, that's the hottest streak they've ever seen in Vegas. Of course, it's 124 degrees, and you're nekkid, and boy does that asphalt burn your feet as you run down the street! Of course, the jail isn't air-conditioned, either.

I wish I had a real, legal-tender dollar for every time a person somewhere in the world said the word "the" - in any language.

Aug-23-2007 19:22

Ok, all people will stop using that word and conversation will sound like this:

boy jumped in lake
girl was at dance
wish Annika made is corruppted

I wish I could do math a little better.

Aug-23-2007 20:43

you can do math a little better but instead of coming up with 1+1=4, you come up with 1+1=4

I wish Henry would actually read a wish before trying to corrupt it

Aug-24-2007 00:16

A miracle occurs and Henry begins to read the wishes accurately before corrupting them, in fact he becomes so accurate that he begins seeing what the person really wanted to wish for, "reading between the lines," as they say. Which means he now exposes and corrupts our deepest desires.

I wish Anikka would come over, make a couple of cocktails and have a girls night with me.