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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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lilangel
Sleuth About Town
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Dec-27-2006 23:45
you can spend more time with your boyfriend, he decides to follow you around all day, no job to worry about because he works with you, he moves in with you, he even goes into the bathroom with you. Now what? You decide he needs a life of his own, and he can't seem to figure which way you want it. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
* on a side note... i'm always in the middle of sadness and confusion, so i don't see how that's going to make a difference.
I wish some people would just understand how it is to be me.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Dec-28-2006 01:02
SOME people do...unfortunately their white coats don't make it clear whether they're in-house bakers from the 'have your cake and eat it too' yeast posse or just those jerks with the needles who always wanna ask you how you 'feel' about how you feel.
*Looks wistfully at Farm A Sea* I TOTALLY wish I was someone's(ridiculously well-paid) live-in cook.
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Farm A Sea
Old Shoe
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Dec-28-2006 04:34
POOF *pixie dust floating around you* you are now a paid stupiedfied mega bucks to be the live in cook at the Gerber Self Testing Institution. Your assisgnment is to develop a great tasting and smelling meal out of brussell sprouts, doritos and eggplant. Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
I wish I knew all the lyrics to all of Dave Matthews Band songs
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CasinoBoy
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Dec-28-2006 09:11
Somehow you knew all the lyrics all along but you want to share your joy with these songs. How could you do it? You sold them on the internet. Mr. Matthews some how knew this and sued you for all you've got. And he won his case.
I wish I meet all the people who typed in this page because you all seem a pretty nice group of people.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Dec-28-2006 11:47
You do, and then you get traumatized for life :)
I wish Cisco Systems Inc. and their retarded VPN would go bankrupt. I mean to-tal-ly bankrupt.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Dec-28-2006 14:17
:) Cisco Systems Inc. is to-tal-ly bankrupt, but the bad news is that Wal-Mart takes over the business . . .
I wish airplane tickets were free.
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Farm A Sea
Old Shoe
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Dec-28-2006 14:38
*clicks heels 2 times* Bling you wish has been granted, airplane tickets are now free unfortunaly the airlines have added a $250 each way for seat occupancy. Bummer.
I wish I could roller skate like a pro.
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Kate Shard
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Dec-28-2006 14:49
You can roller skate like a pro but then you get injured and are parlyzed from the waist down and can't even walk any more, much less roller skate.
I wish my chemistry teacher could actually talk clearly enough to be understood or write legibly.
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Kate Shard
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SlimeBall93
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Dec-28-2006 16:23
Now you can completly understand ur chem. professor. but everything that she teaches doesnt make any sense, completly off the subject.
I wish the chicago cubs will win the world series 5 times in a row.
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