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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-2-2006 03:02

Your wish is granted - you have three hands. However, you forgot include an arm - so the hand just protrudes from one of your wrists and doesn't really do you much good. Now you just look extremely odd. Must be specific with your wishes, dear boy.

I wish I could just put my clothes in the washing machine, head off to the Tricky Mister, and come back home to find them all tucked nicely away in their proper places.


BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-2-2006 05:06

your clothes are put away very neatly! oh my :) unfortunately they shrunk to the size that they are a proper fit now for 12-year old kids. You desperately excercise to fit in again but your frequent visits to The Tricky Mister make that a mission impossible...

I wish I were God

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-2-2006 05:21

All men do!

Horror of Horrors! BadAss is now God of all creation. Unfortunately for him, at that very moment an obscure little atom somewhere in the vast universe begins to morph causing an atomic tsunami wave that unglues the fabric of the universe and all of creation is irretrievably destroyed.

I wish I had picked a cooler name for my detective. :(

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-2-2006 09:47

you did!!!!! it's BadAss Sindy now :-)


I wish all hippos could fly

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-2-2006 17:05

Hippos do fly - they fly right up your nose causing extreme sinus complications necessitating emergency surgery wherein the surgeon mistakenly removes part of your brain, leaving you with the misimpression that you are a famous Western movie star with an attitude.

I wish I lived in the age of the Jetson's where all you have to do in the morning is stand on a conveyor belt while robotic arms get you ready for the day.

AZN Cinderella
AZN Cinderella

Oct-2-2006 17:49

You lived in the Jetson's age but then the robotic arms accidentally beat you up every morning instead.

I wish I had a prince.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-2-2006 18:05

who's that noble man on his horse stretching his arm towards you? Those ears.....it's bonnie Prince Charlie of England! What a lucky gal you are Cinderella!!!!!


I wish I were a famous Western movie star with an attitude

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Oct-2-2006 18:46

*poof* OK you're Lee Marvin, but your Lee Marvin in 'Paint your Wagon'. And well singing just isn't your strong point. "Do I know where hell is? Hell is in Hello. Heaven is good-bye forever. It’s time for me to go" It certainly is Lee... it certainly is.

I wish I could teleport. I'm not fussy, Bewitched or I Dream of Jeanie style.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-3-2006 02:18

*wrinkles nose Jeannie-esquely* Shazaam, now the squirrel can teleport. But only to and from obscure nail salons and movie concession stands. Upside: he's got fingernails all of Paris would kill for. Downside: you live with an army guy called 'Darryn'. And he's REALLY fussy.

I wish Tortillas were a form of currency.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Oct-3-2006 04:30

Tortillas are an established form of money now, too bad the mice nibbled all your "money" away...should have deposited your tortillas in the bank when you had the chance

I wish we'd all live in iglo's

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