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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Jun-17-2008 10:21

Dyslexic Smiley
(:

Jun-17-2008 10:22

Asylum Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?”

Jun-17-2008 14:09

Classic, I love it TK ;)

Jun-17-2008 14:10

Wait a minute, I've heard I need a class and I don't see it listed. Will it be added at a later time?

MEN CAN MAKE BEDS TOO
Demonstrations with practice sessions to follow

Jun-18-2008 15:59

another class for us men-types...

TASK PRIORITIZATION: HOUSEWORK vs AUTOMOTIVE MAINTENANCE -
WHAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE COMPANY ARRIVES.
Guided roleplay with positive and negative reinforcement methodology.

Jun-21-2008 23:15

Jesse, Yes that class is definately needed! I take it that you aren't qualified to teach it?

Jun-26-2008 22:00

My father was always the worst for disappearing outside for some trivial man-task in order to ditch housework. He'd rather hand mow six acres than wash six dishes. Since I have years of my mother's commentary on the matter burned into my brain I actually think I'd do a decent job of heading up that class.

Jul-9-2008 05:45

The King of Norway looks like Dr. Evil. Check out a Norwedgian coin sometime.
There is a penis on the Euro coins. And yes it is Sweden while Finland is just nuts.

Jul-9-2008 05:45

I can't spell.

Jul-9-2008 09:15

*peers at some Norwegian kroner she happens to have lying about by the computer*

Wow, that is uncanny.