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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

May-14-2008 12:44

TAG!! YER IT!!! :-9

May-14-2008 18:04

NO! I want a re-do, I was fouled! :)

May-15-2008 03:59

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."

May-15-2008 07:14

^ lol that's a good story.

May-15-2008 07:32

And now your Arch-Villain hunt update...

I HATE DELHI WITH A PASSION THAT BURNS WITH THE WHITE HOT FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS. Were it within my power I would have the city razed until no timber remained unshattered and no two stones stood atop one another! Especially the bank, which is aparently SOOOOOOOO important that it seems to be all anyone can talk about for days on end.

This update brought to you by the number 11 and the letter S. Trix are for kids.

May-15-2008 08:14

(and how does the Delhi barber stay in business - everyone in that city seems to be bald. Ooooh but they LOVE writing nasty notes!)

May-15-2008 13:27

Jesse, I'm with you allllll the way. Delhi is my nemesis, the bane of my Sleuthy existence. BAH!!!

Jun-12-2008 22:25

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/12/garden/12puzzle.html?ex=1371009600&en=ca1250a8fb7b571e&ei=5124&partner=facebook&exprod=facebook

Jun-14-2008 18:33

Topkebab, that is awesome. I want a place like that too.

Jun-17-2008 10:20

New Evening Classes For Men!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
Sign up early and get a discount on registration...
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS
DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available