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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2007 21:23

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Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Nov-14-2007 18:11

Hey Biggie, it's only because we're on the same wavelength. And I think everyone can agree, it's a pretty scary wavelength. But I kinda like it there.

Maybe later you and me can go to the mall, and, like, give perfervid speeches over by the fountain. And at The Gap. And then, later, we can, like, go for smoothies or, like, frozen yogurts. Yum!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-15-2007 00:15

Is perfervid the same as perverted, or am I gonna have to buy a new trenchcoat, Dora the Explorer doll, pocketful of friction lint and roll of quarters for the phone?

*heavy breathing voice*

So, you girls go to the mall, huh? Alone?

Since we're all into vocabulary expansion and stuff, check it out:

www.freerice.com

*this message has emphatically NOT been brought to you by anyone named Condoleeza*

hehe, I almost said 'condom'.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-15-2007 11:02

lol, well that seems to have went over, let's try again.

Todays word is:

flaneur flah-NUR, noun:
One who strolls about aimlessly; a lounger; a loafer.

Sentence?

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Nov-15-2007 18:55

So, I was waiting for Biggie next to the fountain by the Old Navy, and she took FOREVER to show up! I just KNOW she was flirting with boys. But then she called me (ain't cell phones great?) and said that a security guard accused her of being a flaneur and threw her out of the mall! THE NERVE!

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Nov-15-2007 20:06

I saw that! We should sue that security guard! Throwing out a poor flaneur flah-NUR like that!

Ahhh, what's the use. :-)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-15-2007 20:43

hey that stupid rentacop was the one flaneuring, not me...he was just jealous cuz I carry a tazer and he's not allowed to!

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Nov-15-2007 22:27

The word of the day has now been made into a thread on the games boards. Just a bit of FYI.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Nov-17-2007 01:39

Don't taze me, bro!

Er... I mean, sis!

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-1-2007 01:43

eeek, for a second there, I thought Kevin said "tease" not "taze".

Incest is wrong, even if you have a southern accent :)

This has been your Oh My God, Nothing Has Happened on the Anything and Nothing Thread For Nearly Two Weeks bump.

Also, people keep throwing themselves in front of my car. I've seen Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby four times so I haven't hit any of them (yet), but I'm getting tired of keeping my reflexes sharp. So yeah - if you want, I'll be signing obituaries at a Wal-Mart near you some time in the coming weeks.



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