I just had three Clients in a row and four out of five commit the murders! Why do these people keep hiring me to catch them? It makes no sense at all! I'd feel insulted if I didn't know that the killer is determined randomly by the program.
Of course, you have to wonder who the bigger fool really is. The killers for hiring me, or me for solving four cases out of five for zero dollars!
Usually the stiff is the victim at the beginning of the case. But I'm the one getting stiffed!
Speaking of which if anybody has some spare change for a poor smart but charming guy down on his luck...