Dogberta
Nomad
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Jul-12-2006 16:28
Jim Guigli was the winner of the worst bad prose contest (run by San Jose State University) this year with the entry below. I thought maybe we would want to invite him to write some case introductions, just for smiles. (note this is just the first sentence!!!)
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
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