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				Bill Oakes 
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                Sep-15-2006 02:30
                
                
 This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
 
 Person 1. I wish I had a dog
 
 Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
 
 I wish I had a muffin
 
 Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
 
 And so on.
 
 Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
 
 I wish I had a new car.
 
 
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							Forskin 
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                            Sep-20-2006 18:27
 You are a spy for the U.S. Government but, after infiltrating the U.S. Embassy in Cairo, the Pirates catch you and throw you off the plank.
 
 I wish i would have been a cowboy in the wild west.
 
 
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							MissaJean 
 Assistant Postman | 
                            Sep-20-2006 20:12
 Your wish is granted you are a cowboy in the wild west but are allergic to horses.
 
 I wish that I am on a vacation cruising around the world.
 
 
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							Victoria Florence 
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                            Sep-20-2006 20:13
 POOF! You are whisked back to the Old West and become a cowboy.  Now you spend all your time wishing you were back here because there's no internet in 1895.
 
 I wish my husband wouldn't play so much Dungeons & Dragons Online.
 
 
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							Victoria Florence 
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                            Sep-20-2006 20:16
 Oops.  Ok, you are cruising around the world but *literally* and the orbit is decaying.
 
 And I still wish my husband wouldn't play so much Dungeons & Dragons Online.
 
 
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							BadAss 
 Charioteer | 
                            Sep-20-2006 20:23
 your husband develops an unfeasibly major dislike for Dungeons & Dragons. After surfing the web he discovers a game named Sleuth. You happen to be a player at Sleuth and find yourself in a bitter rivalry with your husband which ends with all your marital issues being fought out at the public boards.
 
 I wish I were a vampire.
 
 
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							T. R. Wexler 
 Well-Connected | 
                            Sep-20-2006 20:56
 You become a vamp, but you accidentally kill many people.
 I wish I could read all the books in the world!
 
 
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							John Q. Publik 
 Old Shoe | 
                            Sep-20-2006 20:58
 You are a vampire, but the mummy punched out all your teeth.
 
 I wish I could wiggle my ears.
 
 
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							Rosamund Clifford 
 Tale Spinner | 
                            Sep-21-2006 00:50
 You wiggle your ears all the time, but it becomes a tic and you cannot stop.
 
 I wish I wasn't pirated on every second trip.
 
 
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							Secret_Squirrel 
 Safety Officer | 
                            Sep-21-2006 02:44
 OK you aren't pirated on every second trip :) You're pirated on EVERY trip.
 
 I wish I could time travel.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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							Forskin 
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                            Sep-21-2006 11:52
 Poof!!! you have traveled back in time to the victorian era, where you are a woman, who has to wear tight bustles and corsettes and does nothing but sit around drinking tea and embroidering.
 
 I wish a woman was the President
 
 
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