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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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48484848
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Jul-18-2007 12:54
They fired Woggle Woggs, but hire an even more ridiculous person to replace him.
I wish for the worst day ever :): :P :D :0 :E :F :L
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Sunniva
Nomad
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Jul-18-2007 18:33
It is the worst day ever in the grand history of the world. Only it's not YOUR worst day. It's the worst day of the person closest to you!
I wish it were possible for someone to be even more off their rocker than Woggle Woggs.
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Jul-19-2007 05:12
...and suddenly, you're completely off your rocker, in fact so balmy did you become, that the medical services had to get involved. After several years of therepy, they manage to make you completely and utterly normal, allowing you to pursue a career as an accountant for a well known life insurance company. You gain a whole new appreciation of the colour biege and your favour flavour ice-cream has got to be vanilla. Nice :)
I wish the next poster good luck ;)
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Meteor Roger
Well-Connected
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Jul-19-2007 13:36
I don't get good luck because of the theory that there's no such thing as luck! Just skill, to put in a clever response! lol
I wish I can dodge bullets like Neo.
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ctown28
Huntsman
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Jul-19-2007 16:29
You can dodge bullets like Neo, however, one of the bullets ricochets off the ground and strikes a cable holding an I-Beam over your head causing the I-beam to fall and crush you.
I wish my wish doesn't get corrupted! :-P
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48484848
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Jul-19-2007 17:45
The person above you dosen't get there wish corrupted, yet yours is. :)
I wish i was smiling for a reason
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jul-20-2007 01:24
Oh you are. The nineteen grease-laden Taco Bell Gordita wrappers around your ankles have fast-tracked you to grin city and made you their drooling mayor, in your cheese-clogged imagination. But now you have a tiny chuhuahua licking your ankles and looking at you all puppy-wants-salsa eyed, and a regular Tuesday appointment with Julie, who flushes colons when she's not a waitresses at T.G.I. Fridays.
T.G.I. not tuesday :)
I wish bean dip was the default liquid in water fountains.
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Jul-20-2007 06:16
You have your wish, bean dip is now spewing forth from every fountain ever built (and some that never were :} ). How has it happened? Simple. They decided to rename water "bean dip". Unfortunately this decision lead to all purveyors of bean dip suddenly going out of business because whenever someone ordered it, they would only recieve good ol' H2O. Still, if you are desperate for bean dip, don't worry, we've now got oceans full of the stuff.
I wish crunchpatty wasn't quite so obsessed with food!
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Jul-20-2007 10:39
Suddenly, Crunchpatty no longer cares about food, except for mediocre meals when necessary. Still, everyone needs an obsession, so he finds a new one. Your personal life!! That's write, every time you turn around, there's Crunchy, gettin' all in your business and writing about it in his My Little Pony journal so he can read it all night long. Lucky you.
I wish we had a unified planet, and Crunchpatty was its leader. MUAHAHAHA!
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48484848
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Jul-20-2007 14:07
You found one, but when you left it for a short time it was destoyed.
I wish I had a computer
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