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R Anstett
R Anstett

Sep-13-2006 07:54

So that the whole story can be seen in its glory here is the compliation of the first three word story thread.

This included up to 9/13/06 just before 8:00 sever time.

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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-20-2006 18:53

So, what's your Sleuth-Noirer to kiss my ford. What
an awkward situation!

"Oh yes it will be remembered by all. However, there are some who will not like to remember that they are incapable of thinking but they blabber about Agent Andrew like he does! And they love to smile and give High-5's to great big giraffes in antartica. I am done, now."

With that said he bought a huge bag of potato chips and decided to go where no one had gone before.

*Star trek theme tune*

"Oh dear the boys from the Green Halibut Galaxy are charging weapons! Quick lets run into the forgottenness and never again proclaim the righteousness of the great Mayor of Stupidity!"

With that said, they decided to forget all the assasins they had to hunt all the green halubutians.

(Hey Robin's back)

Robin feared halibut, so he crunched three cuckoo's eggs, giving them to the sulky mongoose The mongoose said, "Please bathe me, dress me in a pink tutu and cuddle me!".

He considered for the sake of all things lovable, to give the little cobra he was tickling, a mongoose dinner, but the cobra didn't eat meat. He craved the scent of dead men walking the plank wearing taco suits oozing saucy virility.

T. R. Wexler
T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected

Sep-20-2006 18:57

That being said, they all ran






Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Oct-2-2006 01:05

past the fuzzy jacket and to their ships loaded with angry penguins. All the penguins wore silver girdles that matched their beautiful pearl studded balaclavas. Robin laughed at the penguins.
The penguins began pooping all over, but expertly directed three dozen wildebeast in the process! It was inevitable.

"Hail hail hail" said the guard, and sure enough hail it did!
The hail pounded three times on their heads and they barely escaped, their helmets dented, their guns drooped!

"Ah, my brave little pretties", said Rudolph the Red, the mighty king of chipmunks. "There's my daughter and her pimp. He must be eliminated!"

Oops the pimp ran toward the big shower so bloated with nachos that everyone yelped "catch the pimp"!!!
It was inevitable that the pimp became so thirsty he drank his blood and became ... Archie Vile: The comic book character from Rudolph's favourite bright-nosed fantasy.
He ran around the mulberry bush the mulberry bush the mulberry bush early in the morning so that he could see who had burnt the tuna fish and the mulberry.

Rosamund Clifford
Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner

Oct-2-2006 01:05

George Walker Bush also ran around looking for Monica. Monica didn't run, she actually sprinted to a drycleaner's to fetch the crusty frock before seamlessly transitioning to Fat Bastard. Then she ran into a pole and hurt her forehead, and quickly morphed
into Wolverine after giving birth to a drunken hippo and his twin.

The two hippos ran around naked during the inauguration of Sir Tiddlywinks, who was wearing the pope's tiara and stiletto heels. When he saw his righteous companion he dropped to his knees and tried to dance the tango with his head screwed backwards, so he was an owl!

Tiddlywinks then approached grinning madly and smelling of gravy and said:
"Oh, you look just like the pig on the avatar that Bad Ass has, but I think you smell nice, considering that you bathe only in pickled onions.

"Hurray hurray hurray! We have won!" cried the deleriously happy masses of furry little bears tripping over some BIG bear droppings onto some BIG octogenarian's front porch.

"Oh, my! What big molars you have and yellowish-purple tonsils!"

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Oct-2-2006 02:38

Thanks so much for putting this all together you guys!! Truly awesome!!

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Dec-16-2006 17:50

All the better you silly little twerp, for masticating our overgrown shrubberriess, toturing our garden and causing demise of garden gnomes such as crunchpatty and his wicked bald head which shines intensely even when he wears his mickey mouse gloves on his jacuzzi bathing pants. But now let's be quite tasty and run over to marry both squished garden gnomes, named wexler and andrew.

The newlyweds squealed in gle as they tumbled to the ground and tore off their senator's togas. "My goodness", said Wexler. I really think we should do something about the naked senators, who are attracting more pirates to ravish helpless women in hopes of gutting them with a butcher knife and making scallopini from their brains. Mmm! brain scallopini Johnny Depp drools "Agreed," nodded Andrews, " it's yummy, Johnny!" "Now, tell Wexler she is a bad cook and an even worse detective so she has to go see Martha Stewart. She will never want to leave when she goes nuts over a perfectly cooked meal. he menu looks er-interesting. I've never eaten anti-vampire kabobs with garlic beet root soaked with huge dogs salive. "so", said Martha Stewart, "What wedding night will wexler and andrew spend together while the rest of the merry wives are having fun carousing in the seedy bars of their dreams where they all have long beards and even longer necks. The are drinking ambrosia and eating nectar with their feet and smelling roses with their long noses!

But suddenly they realised that their ears had been untouched by q-tips thrown over the fence by angry girls named Wexler. Who only wanted to be innocent and sweet like candy hearts and fluffy little bunnies.

And so they went on doing what they were doing which was eating tacos that smelled like feet.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Dec-16-2006 17:51

In the meantime a fairy princess came and kissed a guy named Porfirio the Lesser, formerly Luis the Least, but he was unfamiliar with the kissing etiquette, thus worrying that grabbing somone's ears might be very well received in some parts of southern Texas. However, the kiss was all she wanted to experience at the birds nest. She wanted to pull his ears and move onto better things. So she invited Porforio the Greater to her castle and proceeded to her kitchen which held many sharp instruments with which could poke and prod his nose and yank his hair and pull histeeth. She sat him down on a horse that could fly and took off to the famous Mt. Olympus where they proceede to meet Pegasus, the great defender of the desperate housewives who like running around weddings, like wexlers marriage to Lalllalblala.

"Have you divorced before she divorced the birthday boy with the faulty ham flavoured jell-o with dijon mustard and gorgonzola cheese all for free. "This seems rather strange, considering the type of cheese that they ate was made of frog slime and elephant dung. However, being cheese connaisseurs they loved it. They also loved me, you and frosty the snowman while he's doing a happy dance for loose change to pay for a nose job.

Meantime the wedding took a turn for the worse as Wexler found out what was really underneath that flaring left nostril of her bridegroom. Wexler was nosy, as always she asked a hundred dwarves their opinions regarding her looks. Her wedding dress was made of banana peels and apple cores and smelled like holy perfume infused with freshly squeezed hamster. She went to see the oracle to find out who had tied the yellow ribbon on her arm "Aha!" "Love's tourniquet!", Andrew yelled out as he toppled over a fat run away and into Wexler's arms.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Dec-16-2006 17:51

He took one deep breath and decided to run so fast that he fell off the bridge into some troll's pocket where he quickly pulled pubic hair so the troll wouldnt be able to shake his head. Luckily Wexler saved herself by flying straight on til she passed Nantuckett. "what now?" she grumbled miserably. "I am so wonderful, so beautiful yet so very lonely. So, I shall make a potion and save Andrew! Now, first I need the wings of Pegasus to distract the troll so I can finish my honeymoon! Then she went to the place where dreams come and really pretty ponies run around frolicking in the rainbow colored alfalfa, suddenly there was a huge horse galloping towards the frolicking ponies in crystal maoted castle with huge turrets and crooked, sparkling flag poles flying taco encrusted undies with stunning pink bedazzled rhinestones set into its ragged horse resistant walls.

It was then that things turned into shenanigans that only a king with the wisdom of Solomon could solve such a problem. The king donned his purple armadillo and began to ride away. After 5 minutes, shaking his head the armadillo turned green because he sniffed at a beet root that contained high concentrations of troll remains. "Poor armadillo!" said Wexler after she accidentaly stumbled upon the very heavy, shell that had fallen so far off the cliff.

The heavy shell bursted open and inside was a three headed kitten that promptly got wig coupons from Octavia the barber who loved this precious trio of fluff. The kitten went over to his cousin Ray-Ray who had four ears and said, Speak up please unless you want your niples ripped and your bottom paddled with spaghetti. "Mamma mia!", said the crazy waiter twirling his moustache in opposite direction of the clock, "I wish I my spaghetti beloni wasn't so limp.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Dec-16-2006 17:51

Take this back! I want home-made spaghetti beloni for my malnourished family! Their lives depend on my cooking which was scary because I'm blind and not too good with 'taste' or smell. I tend to confuse the two when serving dog food to my guests. "Yummy!" cried the well-dressed shnauzer, "I love spaghetti flavoured dog food then have mine", the Rottweiler growled "I am allergic to random kibble and must take birth control pills so that when the big troll comes out from under the bridge.

It will see that I'm very responsible hen it comes to taking contraception. I went out of my way to the 'foam' thing, but it failed! So I decided to consult my gynecologist, who said Geez, I'm not actually a certified vet and I don't know anything about how to prevent little 'Troll-weilers' who arent neutered to have little orange spots on their rear ends. Their time is coming soon and then they will go fly kites despite their itchiness. If she were more inclined to eat this brown thing on her, she'd be less confident about her long flowing hair. She was proud of some other 'ass'ets, bet she qualities she possessed were not of the kind that the monarchy respected because the queen was a man lost her crown.

So she then went to the five and dime store and got all liquored up until the cops took her to a fabulous dinner, where she attempted to dance on jasNmushu's table, like two rabbits on the last day of hunting season. But then the cops had enough rabbit-stuffed donuts so they arrested Crunchpatty for scratching his silverfish bites. Unfortunately for crunchpatty they adored silverfish on a plate. So then they got out their teacups and forks and spooned like crunchpatty and badass with Ms. Blake in the corner watching how she cries like a baboon who had lost her best friend. "Wow baboons feel" exclaimed th silverfish, and ran away to find a new best friend in my pants.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Dec-16-2006 17:52

Suddenly, the cops put handcuffs on themselves, and boogied to "Jive talking". The silverfish cried "Lawd have mercy!" and disappeared forever. The cops prayed they'd see some notorious arch villains wearing purple feathered skirts and rhinestone bedazzled crutches, cause that's how they knew who to love and cherish. Ice cream socials are the best because you get to meet people you should avoid anyone with blue jeans and a craving for starbucks-themed birthday parties. Pet the platypuses and dont run into a wall", said the queen, but never lick a toilet clean and they cried like pamperless babies until potatoes exploded all over llamas.

He squealed like a greased piglet in front of my friend Sue. Meanwhile in Alaska, two ploar bears felt like fondu, but ate chocolate covered sausage underneath the old pine with a hedgehog. "Dang, you're pointy!", said sissy, licking her fat thumb

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