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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Washington Jones
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Jan-1-2007 16:58
Your agency didn't disband. They just pretended to because they hate you.
I wish that I didn't have to work in computer tech support anymore.
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Farm A Sea
Old Shoe
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Jan-2-2007 05:26
POOF wish granted computer tech support is no longer you money maker. Actually you no longer have a money maker, your car is repoed, you house is gone you have to move in with your old c0-worker - the one with the smelly feet.
I wish my son like the way other people cooked instant oatmeal.
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Sara Lou
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Jan-2-2007 11:06
Oh, WOW! He loves it, but he no longer likes how you cook it.
I wish I could leave school early.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-3-2007 02:20
You can, provided you can be at Farm's just in time to boil oats for her kid and take them in the face if he doesn't think they're all that tasty.
I wish it was the law across the land fish sticks should be either fish or stick-shaped.
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nonaddict2
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Jan-3-2007 02:27
Ok, so the law has been made... fish sticks have to be either fish shaped or stick shaped... except now you don't get enough fish in your fish sticks ... more breading than actual fish.
I wish my bronchitis goes away so I can sleep when I'm tired.
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Sara Lou
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Jan-3-2007 06:37
Your bronchitis goes away, but just as you start to sleep... POW-O! You now have pneumonia.
I wish the world didn't cry when I sing and dance.
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Jade_Rose
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Jan-3-2007 09:04
The world no longer cries when you sing and dance...it laughs and posts videos of you on YouTube.
I wish my coffee stopped coming out of the coffee maker burnt.
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nonaddict2
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Jan-5-2007 02:57
Your coffee stopped coming out of the coffee maker burnt, but now it's burning your coffee maker and coming out water.
I wish the threads would stop being hijacked.
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Jade_Rose
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Jan-5-2007 22:08
The threads stopped being hijacked....and have started resembling Obi Wan K'nobi (Giant slug creature of extreme apathy).
I wish my bed made itself as soon as I get up.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-6-2007 02:47
'Kay fine, Obi Wan uses the force to make your bed. But he don't do NOTHING for nothing, and what he leaves you has all the peeps making the same lame joke:
"Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
I wish I could make wookie noises.
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