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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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CasinoBoy
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Dec-28-2006 09:11
Somehow you knew all the lyrics all along but you want to share your joy with these songs. How could you do it? You sold them on the internet. Mr. Matthews some how knew this and sued you for all you've got. And he won his case.
I wish I meet all the people who typed in this page because you all seem a pretty nice group of people.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Dec-28-2006 11:47
You do, and then you get traumatized for life :)
I wish Cisco Systems Inc. and their retarded VPN would go bankrupt. I mean to-tal-ly bankrupt.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Dec-28-2006 14:17
:) Cisco Systems Inc. is to-tal-ly bankrupt, but the bad news is that Wal-Mart takes over the business . . .
I wish airplane tickets were free.
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Farm A Sea
Old Shoe
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Dec-28-2006 14:38
*clicks heels 2 times* Bling you wish has been granted, airplane tickets are now free unfortunaly the airlines have added a $250 each way for seat occupancy. Bummer.
I wish I could roller skate like a pro.
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Kate Shard
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Dec-28-2006 14:49
You can roller skate like a pro but then you get injured and are parlyzed from the waist down and can't even walk any more, much less roller skate.
I wish my chemistry teacher could actually talk clearly enough to be understood or write legibly.
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Kate Shard
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SlimeBall93
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Dec-28-2006 16:23
Now you can completly understand ur chem. professor. but everything that she teaches doesnt make any sense, completly off the subject.
I wish the chicago cubs will win the world series 5 times in a row.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Dec-28-2006 18:23
*poof* done. Who woulda thought the Chicago Cubs would win the inaugural World Series 'Soccer' League, and then follow that up another 4 times. Oh well SB93, I suppose you'll eventually get use to those fine manly specimens just "running round kicking a ball"... ;) Maybe when you do you can explain the offside rule to me :)
I wish Christmas cheer happened everyday...
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AraLives
Battered Shoe
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Dec-28-2006 18:35
It does! But you still have to get gifts for *everyone*, *every* day. And since no one works on Christmas, you don't get a paycheck any more. Festive!
I wish I had a big bag of potato chips.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Dec-28-2006 21:46
Woohoo - Potato Chips 'R' Yours! Tasty Cricket 'n Booger flavoured...looks like you got a bag intended for a seven year old! Yay! (not)
I wish all the furniture and boxes would magically move themselves to the new house.
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