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Christmas Case
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jstkdn
Well-Connected
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Dec-14-2005 02:38
Incredibly hard favour called:
The Case where Santa got killed
Motive: forget 2 birthdays in a row.
Suspects:
- Client: Saint Nick, best friend
- Ronald McDonald, loan shark
- Chucky cheese, loan shark
- Condaleca Rice, laon shark
- Giant Armadillo, loan shark
- Terrence Zorn, loan shark
- Michael Jackson, alledgedly likes to accompany santa a lot.
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Chelsea Bando
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Dec-16-2005 11:18
What about me, the kid that always got coal in her stocking for christmas. I want revenge!
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Colonel Shanty
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Dec-16-2005 12:05
Frosty - Santa melted him, and he wants revenge.
Tooth Fairy - just tired of Santa.
Rudolph - Santa got coal all over his nose.
The Other Reindeer (Dash, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen) - Santa whipped them all too hard, and now they have sore backs.
Bad Santa (the evil twin) - being evil is motive enough.
Colonel Sanders - Santa accidentally ate one of his fingers (hey, they are "finger lickin' good!")
General Mills Cereal Company Boss - got sued by Santa after he choked on a Cheerio.
Add them to St. Nick, Ronald McDonald, Chucky Cheese, Condaleca Rice, Giant Armadillo, Terrance Zorn, Michael Jackson, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, the Easter Bunny, and Chelsea Bando, and there you have it. A complete list of suspects.
Now, I wonder who the killer is... ;)
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Luniar Arkain
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Dec-16-2005 21:56
Oh, wow. Somehow, I know Santa did it from the minute I clicked on this topic.
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Chelsea Bando
Well-Connected
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Dec-18-2005 11:16
Actually Santa is the victim but it was a justified murder. trust me on that.
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Marmalade3
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Dec-18-2005 13:34
it was definitely chelsea bando
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Chelsea Bando
Well-Connected
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Dec-20-2005 09:31
I have an alibi. I was in Delhi at the mission with the Mother Inquisitor Andiyana at the time of the murder.
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Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad
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Dec-22-2005 18:53
*goes to see Andi and brings her pie so she won't clam up*
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Chelsea Bando
Well-Connected
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Dec-23-2005 13:55
Just because I am wearing Santa's hat does not make me guilty.
*I really do have santa's hat on my detective*
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Holly Red
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Dec-23-2005 19:31
that is knda perverted that santa woulkd be gay.
MICHAEL JACKSON?!?!?!?!
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Sam Average
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Feb-6-2006 14:33
Huh, what are you on about? Michael just likes to tag along because Santa goes round visiting children when they are in bed and gives them 'presents'.
However... that's even more perverted. >.<
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