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'Go on, show us your Charms!'
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Sir James
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Jul-28-2004 04:53
In a corner of the Gumshoe Lounge, located in an airy wing of City Hall, Sir James lies on one of the incliners smoking a cigar and sipping his whiskey.
There are several spots available on the sofa's around the glass salon table.
You walk over and sit down.
'Go on, show us your Charms!' Sir James exclaims offering you a cigar and drink.
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 10:34
"...Yes, yes, yes very pleasant and coherent, sorry I had to rush off, well I'm back and I've got something for you..."
Eleanor takes out the red envelope and hands it over to Sir James.
"Camon! Open it I wanna see if you' ve got the guts"
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 10:41
"Ooooh camon what are you waiting for? Are you scared? Shall I hold your hand darling? What are you afraid of? Nobody can see us or listen to us!"
(Very unfortunately nobody noticed the fake lady bug microphone Dudgeon had positioned on the tree right next to them..."This is getting interesting..." he thought.
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 10:49
Sir James being a very charming guy just couldn't say know. And of course couldn't show how really scared was inside...He slowly opened the envelope looked at the content and screamed:
"Arrgh, I'm going to get you for this, why me? WHY ME!!! Now how can I get rid of it!!!"
Everybody: "What is it, what is it? (Eleanor was smiling, coolly smoking her cigarette)"
And there it was, Sir James almost with tears in his eyes, pulled out of the envelope a....
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 10:54
...RASPUNTIN EGG.
(Raspuntin egg= the worst piece of equipment, especially known for its bad luck and very difficult to get rid of.)
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 11:35
* couldn't say "no" not know. How did I do that?!
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Jojo
Old Shoe
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Aug-12-2004 11:35
"I've been sitting in this bar FOREVER!" jojo pipes in. "I was having a nice little conversation with Ben (aka shady guy). Anyway, I just got back from the morgue. They say that Fat Chuck was found! His detective liscense wasn't revoked..........he was killed!"
Sir James looks at jojo. His stare is like no other.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" screams jojo.
"No one said you did, jojo." says Dudgeon.
Jojo storms out of the bar.
He turns around. "And I WILL be ba..."
His eyes turn white and flutter. He falls over; dead.
Suddenly, Sir James awakes from his dream.
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Dudgeon
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Aug-12-2004 13:36
Dudgeon wants to know why he keeps appearing in different random places. Last he knew, he was still in his apartment...
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Eleanor Harker
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Aug-12-2004 13:45
I don't know Dudgeon, you tell us ... have you got the gift of ubiquity or have you found a secret portal?
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Dudgeon
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Aug-12-2004 13:55
HA! I bet i know what the answer is...you're probably just seeing someone in the city that looks like me. Happens all the time, no worries :)
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Marni
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Aug-13-2004 02:35
Actually the story very clearly relays how you come to be where you are... ?
Dudgeon finds himself in South America for the latest "Survivor" reality show. He has to eat Feral cat cooked over snake dung to win the immunity challenge. He is sweating about it and asks if he can call a friend when suddenly aliens appear and zap him out of South America and begin experiments upon him. The next thing he knows, he is waking up in a crowded car...
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