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Franky TwoFace
Franky TwoFace

Oct-20-2005 14:38

Post watevr u want here! a joke or a riddle, gives us somthin todo after cases! ;)

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Franky TwoFace
Franky TwoFace

Oct-20-2005 14:49

(this has nothing against blondes u no this is just a joke my gf's blonde so dont get offended.)
The president of the U.S., the president of Iraq, and the president of Cuba are all on a plane. The president of the U.S. takes a bite out of an apple, to juicy he decides, and throws it out the window. The pres. of Iraq takes a pear and decides to have some fun, so he chucks it as hard as he can out the window. The pres. of cuba takes a grenade and decides to let lose his inner-terrorist, throwing it out the window. The plane lands and they get out. They decide to take a walk. On their walk they see a little girl crying, they ask, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" The girl replies, "an apple came down from the heavens and killed my puppy!" She bursts into tears and the pres. of U.S. has "a sudden urge to go to the bathroom" and takes off. The pres. of Iraq, and Cuba, still walk and find a little redneck country boy crying. They say in unison, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" The little boy says, "a pear came down over yonder and killed my ma'!" The pres. of Iraq, has to get "a smoke" and leaves. The Pres. of cuba still walking stumbles upon a blonde laughing. He says, "Why are you laughing?" The blonde replies, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

Franky TwoFace
Franky TwoFace

Oct-20-2005 14:49

hahaha


jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Oct-20-2005 15:17

Nice.

Franky on both jokes and riddles there are already two well known designated threads that have been running since forever. That should actually be bumped up again, because they seem to have disappeared. (I forgot sorry) I suggest you put the above thing there. So the mods can delete this one. Just to keep those old threads with some many riddles and jokes going. We got a pretty good community collection going already.

Riddle thread:
http://newyork.hypoware.com/map/cityhall/post.spy?id=3172

Joke:
http://newyork.hypoware.com/map/cityhall/post.spy?id=6947

and

http://newyork.hypoware.com/map/cityhall/post.spy?id=1814


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