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Oct-17-2005 17:23

OK, Dionne Dawson, cfm, Lady Emerald Devon, moonshh, Neritina, Xx aShLii xX, Deborha Lee, and Tollo...and others! I'm calling you out!
*grabs Picket-sign*

Too many people have this picture. Its boring. The picture screams at: "I'm a dull na-na head, who look! can crochet her own hat!" I dubb this picture the "Crazy Cat Lady" picture. (I think everyone's neigherhood may of had one-and this is how she looked)
It doesn't have to be like this. I know most of you ladies and you are fun loving and have a great time. This picture, thankfully, does not suit you. You deserve better.
There is help. Its only too late for any of you.

*starts picketing slowly in a large circle*

Please...please..turn in another picture. The cats stop here.

Oct-21-2005 09:19

The dance brings rain and the needed favors.

Lets do a pyscological profile of this "cat lady" picture and see how line up with poor soul who has this picture that you know.
1. The largest item in the picture is her hat. Hats are psycological are sign with blinking neon lights. The hat does not stand out though (like reda's say) so it is not pointing to her pysical appearence. Instead I believe this hat is to draw attention her head/brain. Therefore I think you can trust that the person that chooses this picture is clever and smart-yet not flashy in her appoach to life.
The earrings are interesting as they are simple. Elagence, from her viewpoint, is found in simplisity.
Back this up with the calm plain expression and
I think it shows a staight shooter. She doesn't hide her views when asked (little make up)-but make know mistake she has them (large hat-serious look) but she would never press her views on someone (the hat is soft).
The Downward tilt of the head, away from the camera, while looking directly at the camera is very interesting. She is obeying by looking at the camera, but at the same time not obeying by looking away and not smiling. Choosers of this picture have difficulty following orders or perhaps parents, they belive they know the right way (Back to the hat) and they will probably find that way through their intellent. And I don't think this is a person that once she makes up her mind can have someone convince her otherwise very easily.
Their own Reason guides their decisions not traditions-parental, cultural, or social.

So how I'd do?

Oct-21-2005 09:26

Rev, you think about our hats too much!!

*wonders just how he did that so well*

Oct-21-2005 09:40

oh I forgot--that means that although she is very intellegectual, don't try to intimidate/interigate her(smarts are HER doman), I think you'll get farther with sweet talking/rule bending.

Oct-21-2005 10:42

Who needs to pay a shrink if we have Rock.

I don't know if I can moonwalk, as I never tried. Nor do I want to moonwalk, it looks freakish, and is passe. I do know I can grab my crotch in public, but don't want to either. I have no desire to copy anything that Michael Jackson does.

Oct-21-2005 11:15

Like putting my hair on fire. :) lol

Oct-21-2005 12:51

LOL

I can moonwalk. It actually helps in many ways.

Grabbing crotch, I'll pass..

Oct-21-2005 15:13

how does moonwalking help jojo? my bro does it and i find it looks a bit painful on the arch of ur foot...

Oct-21-2005 15:21

After breaking my foot, and pulling a tendon, it seems to help keep my foot limber and stretched out.

It also goes great into any hip-hop routine.

Finally, moonwalking during a DDR competition is something no one does - It give originality points.

Oct-22-2005 19:51

Do we know who some of these pictures came from? Some of the original girls are pretty gorgeous.

Oct-23-2005 01:11

*thinks the Cat Lady is pretty gorgeous*