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Marni
Marni

Jul-13-2004 00:25

I'm a youth leader and go to conferences fairly regularly. I've been away for this past week and my standing with the hood has gone down from 38 to 22. Is there some way PLEASE that a detective can take holidays??

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james lee
james lee

Jul-16-2004 08:02

there's have to be a limit of days though

Elsey
Elsey

Jul-16-2004 18:31

no denying that...

D.L. Williams
D.L. Williams

Jul-17-2004 04:58

D.L. holds a huge, white signboard and marches around the Mayor's Office in City Hall chanting, "Rollover cases, rollover cases, rollover cases...."

Elsey
Elsey

Jul-17-2004 14:09

*walks into City Hall and stops dead in her tracks*
Di, are you starting a one woman picket line? Don't you think that the Mayor isn't the person you want. If I were you I'd go picket in front of BEN'S HOUSE.
:D

Fonzie
Fonzie

Jul-17-2004 14:15

yep yep

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Jul-17-2004 15:15

Walks all the way to Ben's house and begins chanting for rollover cases! Suddenly the cop cars pull up and jojo227 is running faster than Forest Gump! ;)

D.L. Williams
D.L. Williams

Jul-17-2004 23:18

The cop cars catch up with jojo227 and D.L. steps out of the first car with her white signboard.

"Hey Jojo!" she shouts. Jojo227 finally stops and turns around.

"I don't have connections with La Cosa Nostra for nothin, you know. Get your butt in here and come back with me to Ben's place. These cops are under Don's bidding. They'll get us a nice shady spot to protest while we have our picnic lunch."

Jojo227 looks apprehensively at D.L. and the patrol cars. Then he spies a bottle of Communard Bordeaux Rouge NV sticking out of the picnic basket.

"Ok, I'm in!" he exclaims, then hops into the back seat of the policecar.

Elsey
Elsey

Jul-17-2004 23:46

Elsey walks up to Ben's house and looks at the picnic Di and Jojo are having.
"Hey," she yells, "how come _I_ wasn't invited?! It was _my_ idea!"
She turns away and starts to walk down the street, all the while trying to hold the tears back.
"I will not cry over the lack of invitation to a simple picnic and protest," she tells herself.

D.L. Williams
D.L. Williams

Jul-17-2004 23:54

D.L. barks out orders to the dirty cops keeping watch around the corner. "Guys! Arrest that pretty lady running down the street. This is 3 Happyville, and ain't no one's s'posed to get all soppy with tears. Cuff her and sit her down with us. I'll shove the red wine down her throat if it's the last thing I do!"

Elsey
Elsey

Jul-18-2004 00:01

The cops run after Elsey and cuffs her as she tries to run.

"Geez, and here I was thinking all you people did was sit in the doughnut shops, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee!"

The cop sits Elsey down on the red and white checkered blanket with Di and jojo. Di grabs the bottle of wine and proceeds to pour it down Elsey's throat a little bit at a time.

"Ok, ok, I'm going to be _wasted_ if you continue this!" Elsey yelled at Di, laughing the whole time.

"I know," replied Di, "that's the whole point!"

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