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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-2-2005 11:10

"A polite way in saying someone is dumb."

1) A few clown short of a circus.
2) A few fries short of a happy meal.
3) A few beers short of a six-pack.
4) Doesn't have all cornflakes in one box.
5) The wheels are spinning, but he hampster's dead.
6) One Froot Loop short of a full bowl.
7) One taco short of a combo plate.
8) A few feathers short of a whole duck.
9) All foam and no beer.
10) Body by Fisher Price and brains by Mattel.
11) Couldn't put water out of a boot even with the instructions on the heel.
12) Chimmey's clogged.
13) Doesn't have all his dogs on a leash.
14) Elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor.
15) Her sewing machine is out of thread.
16) His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
17) Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
18) Reciever is off the hook.
19) Too much yardage between the goal posts
20) Skylight leaks alittle.
21) The light is on but nobody is home



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jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Jul-3-2005 17:49

DaRu.....did you copy and paste that?
Please don't tell me I suck as a teacher. :)

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-3-2005 20:43

Oh shoot I'm caught....hehe! As bad as I'd like to say I did, of course you know I didn't! It figures I'd make mistakes and be found out..hehe. I proof read back through to make sure, but missed a few. I thought about trying trying out what you taught me, but there were several I didn't like and didn't think appropriate so I wrote them out longhand and transcribed my notes...shulks! Anyway, maybe next time I will make you proud and earn an A+ hehe......byeeeeeeee!

mrs.zane
mrs.zane
Well-Connected

Jul-4-2005 08:08

They through a stupid convention and everyone came.

Orbitrux
Orbitrux
Well-Connected

Jul-4-2005 08:13

One slice short of a loaf...

smart as a box of rocks...

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-4-2005 20:03

Good ones Zane/Sis and Orbitrux. hehe

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-4-2005 20:03

Good ones Zane/Sis and Orbitrux. hehe

marylou
marylou

Jul-6-2005 10:43

A few dolly mixtures short of a quarter. Dolly mixtures being a type of sweet and we used to buy them in quarter pounds until metric became law.

And "I'm having a blonde day" if you make lots of mistakes. (I am blonde myself and do use this excuse. Even more scary it works on male managers!?!)

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jul-6-2005 16:17

How To Avoid The Flu

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR
Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

Clean your arm with alcohol..
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.


So.......


I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!!!!

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jul-6-2005 16:18

oops i was going to change a** and forgot..hope I didnt offend anyone!

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Jul-6-2005 16:24

AN ACTUAL BILLBOARD

Can't Write? Can't Read?

Then you need to come to the Michigan Center for the Illiterate.

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