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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-20-2005 20:14

Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."

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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-8-2005 14:30

Stupid people fearing
Ratings: 0.00 Rate It

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.


DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-8-2005 14:50

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

* You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.

* Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

* Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

* You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

* You receive care packages from Europe.

* Your bologna has no first name.

* You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

* You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

* You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.

* McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

* Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."

* The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-8-2005 14:54

The list above is a way to see how broke you are!

Madame Giry
Madame Giry

Jul-8-2005 15:46

I'd rate it a it a 8.6678043109121

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jul-8-2005 19:21

That was so funny Arabella. My spouse and I loved it. In fact, I think it's one of the funniest ones yet...hehe. I liked it so much that I e-mailed it to my sister in Oklahoma, because it is hilarious as you shared in your comment earlier Madame Giry. Yes, the humor I shared isn't all that funny and doesn't compare.I tried really hard to find something equally as funny just for you because you enjoyed Arabella's so, but all I could come up with was those two....(DaRu hangs her head in embarrassment..lol.) Not sure how to go by your rating but I think it means 8.8..and probably shouldn't be that high..lol. Maybe next time.

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