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Jun-20-2005 20:14

Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."

Jun-28-2005 13:03

I'm sure texan think's I'm loony sometimes..hehe. Hey, speaking about tricks, have you, or anyone here at Sleuth seen David Baine on TV, who goes all over the world performing magic? I couldn't believe my eyes at some of the magic he done, and for sure when he started levitating off the ground. No human being can do this unless they have possess sometype of power. He says it's not black magic and just entertainment? Oh well, all I know is this is beyond faking people out...lol~!

Jun-28-2005 13:06

Correction: No human could do this unless they possess a power beyond this world.

Jun-28-2005 13:11

Here's a couple of funny sayings....

Some people supports bacteria because it's the only culture they have.

Everythings funny as long as it happens to somebody else...hehe..hehe!

People who never get carried away, should be.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule and on every side of a fool. *__*

Jun-28-2005 19:44

I love christian jokes and clean humor....for laughter is good for the soul. Well, your wish is my command Pingon. ....You've probably heard this one but I'll share it anyway.
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A man was hiking through a forst and was becoming very tired, then he stumbled upon a farm that had plenty of horses. He asked the farmer if he could borrow one, "Well son, "the farmer said, "I can only lend you one because all the others are working, but it is a special horse. If you want to make it go, just say,"Praise the Lord!" If you want it to stop, say,"Amen." Now the man climbed on and shouted, "Praise the Lord!," and the horse trotted off, then as it ambled along it started picking up speed, getting faster and faster, the man became frantic and couldn't remember what to say to make it stop. He saw a cliff right in front of him, so he began to pray, and of course at the end of his prayer he said, "Amen." The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff, at which time the man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted, "PRIASE THE LORD!"...........
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One day there was this little girl in grade school that asked her school teacher, "Can a whale swallow a man?" The teacher replied,"it is physically impossible." The girl said, "Don't you believe in the story of Jonah and the whale in the Bible?" The teacher said yes, but it is still physically impossible for a whale to swallow a man."...."Well, when I get to heaven I am going to ask Jonah if he really got swollowed by a whale." The teacher said, "What if Jonah went to ....ah, you know where?" The little girl thought for a moment then replied, "Then I think you better ask him."
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Jun-28-2005 20:21

One Sunday morning a mom went in to wake her son and tell him to get ready for church, to which he replied,"I'm not going to church." "Why not?" she asked?" "I'll give you two good reasons why not, One....they don't like me there and two... I don't like them." Then his mom replied, "Well son, I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church... one...you are 54 years old, and two...you are the pastor of the church.
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The preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and shaking hands with the congregation as they left the church. After shaking several adult hands he came upon the seven year old of one of the deacons of the church and said to the little boy,"Good morning Jonathan, as he reached out to shake his hand he felt something in the palm of the boy's hand at which time he asked, "What is it?" The boy replied, "Money." Then after a short pause the boy continued, "My Daddy says you're the poorest preacher we have ever had and I want to help."
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Three preachers went to a "Pastor's Convention," and they decided to share the same room. The first pastor said,"Lets confess our secret sins to each other." "I'll start," says one of the other two, "My secret sin is gambling. When I go out of town it's ...cha-ching....cha-ching. Boy do I love to hear those machines ring. The next preacher said, "Ok my turn....my secret sin is... I love being lazy and I hate working, in fact, I copy all my sermons from those of other pastors." Then the preacher that suggested them revealing their secret sins....was grinning from ear to ear as he said, "Well guys, my secret sin is gossiping and I can't wait to get out of this room..hehe!
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Jun-28-2005 20:38

Sorry about the typo's ..shoot! I wish I had a way to edit. Texan pecks out messages using his pointing finger..peck, peck peck...it's so cute...lol. I get tickled watching him type, but at least he's trying. I started at the same level long ago.

Jun-28-2005 21:36

I have seen that guy David Blaine. He freaks me out!! I would be afraid to be around him lol but it is rather interesting, even if it does weird me out a bit. There is a guy in the town I live, that can do that stuff....and everyone is quite fascinated by him. My fiance` asked how he does it but ofcourse he wouldn't say :) I dont know if I would want to know lol

Jul-4-2005 20:57

the vanilla pudding joke is funny but its an urban legend

Jul-5-2005 12:36

The importance of a correct e-mail address:

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he opened his laptop and sent his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her email address and sent the e-mail to the wrong address, without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. Hearing the crash, the widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother, and read the e-mail still on the screen.

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It sure is hot down here!

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