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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-20-2005 20:14

Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."

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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-27-2005 16:04

Well, thank ya berry berry much...hehe. Now it's your turn to share a joke sweet MB.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-27-2005 20:53

hehe ok..here are some....:)


What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
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Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-27-2005 20:55

hahaha ok try this!! My friend and I went and tried this,and was no possible way we could do it,even when concentrating.....I was laughing so hard I was crying. It's even more funny, to watch someone try to do it heehee Here we go!

How Smart is Your Right Foot? (ok - I tried this and my right foot just doesn't want to listen!!) This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ...... And there's nothing you can do about it!

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-27-2005 23:27

Good one MB you get an A+ for this trick..hehe. While sitting at my computer, texan was watching me over on the bed. He asked what in the world I was doing, so I showed him, and the next thing I know, he kicks the covers back and starts trying it with me,,,,then says, "Ah this is so easy," but I notice he's using his left leg and right hand, so I make him do it right, and then he struggled...hehehe. Well, I almost got it done, but it's extremely difficult to make a six, because when you try to draw the loop to number six, then your leg starts changing direction...wow. Just wondering, where did you learn this? OK, now I have to see what I can find equal to this...lol. Calling all Sleuths to share a few jokes and tricks.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-28-2005 10:10

I received that trick in my email...a friend of mine sent it so I just had to share it with everyone here.

My fiance` was acting macho saying "Oh that is so easy" Im like oh whatever,then do it. So he,also, was using his left hand and right foot...and Im like NOOOO right hand,right foot...and I was dying laughing....because he would start moving his foot, and looking off into space trying to concentrate on drawing the 6, and he couldn't do it. Oh man, what a hoot!

LOL!! that would've been funny, to see Texan watching you and the expression on his face, like "Has my wife gone loony?" hahaha

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 13:03

I'm sure texan think's I'm loony sometimes..hehe. Hey, speaking about tricks, have you, or anyone here at Sleuth seen David Baine on TV, who goes all over the world performing magic? I couldn't believe my eyes at some of the magic he done, and for sure when he started levitating off the ground. No human being can do this unless they have possess sometype of power. He says it's not black magic and just entertainment? Oh well, all I know is this is beyond faking people out...lol~!

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 13:06

Correction: No human could do this unless they possess a power beyond this world.

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 13:11

Here's a couple of funny sayings....

Some people supports bacteria because it's the only culture they have.

Everythings funny as long as it happens to somebody else...hehe..hehe!

People who never get carried away, should be.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule and on every side of a fool. *__*

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 19:44

I love christian jokes and clean humor....for laughter is good for the soul. Well, your wish is my command Pingon. ....You've probably heard this one but I'll share it anyway.
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A man was hiking through a forst and was becoming very tired, then he stumbled upon a farm that had plenty of horses. He asked the farmer if he could borrow one, "Well son, "the farmer said, "I can only lend you one because all the others are working, but it is a special horse. If you want to make it go, just say,"Praise the Lord!" If you want it to stop, say,"Amen." Now the man climbed on and shouted, "Praise the Lord!," and the horse trotted off, then as it ambled along it started picking up speed, getting faster and faster, the man became frantic and couldn't remember what to say to make it stop. He saw a cliff right in front of him, so he began to pray, and of course at the end of his prayer he said, "Amen." The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff, at which time the man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted, "PRIASE THE LORD!"...........
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One day there was this little girl in grade school that asked her school teacher, "Can a whale swallow a man?" The teacher replied,"it is physically impossible." The girl said, "Don't you believe in the story of Jonah and the whale in the Bible?" The teacher said yes, but it is still physically impossible for a whale to swallow a man."...."Well, when I get to heaven I am going to ask Jonah if he really got swollowed by a whale." The teacher said, "What if Jonah went to ....ah, you know where?" The little girl thought for a moment then replied, "Then I think you better ask him."
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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 20:21

One Sunday morning a mom went in to wake her son and tell him to get ready for church, to which he replied,"I'm not going to church." "Why not?" she asked?" "I'll give you two good reasons why not, One....they don't like me there and two... I don't like them." Then his mom replied, "Well son, I'll give you two good reasons why you should go to church... one...you are 54 years old, and two...you are the pastor of the church.
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The preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and shaking hands with the congregation as they left the church. After shaking several adult hands he came upon the seven year old of one of the deacons of the church and said to the little boy,"Good morning Jonathan, as he reached out to shake his hand he felt something in the palm of the boy's hand at which time he asked, "What is it?" The boy replied, "Money." Then after a short pause the boy continued, "My Daddy says you're the poorest preacher we have ever had and I want to help."
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Three preachers went to a "Pastor's Convention," and they decided to share the same room. The first pastor said,"Lets confess our secret sins to each other." "I'll start," says one of the other two, "My secret sin is gambling. When I go out of town it's ...cha-ching....cha-ching. Boy do I love to hear those machines ring. The next preacher said, "Ok my turn....my secret sin is... I love being lazy and I hate working, in fact, I copy all my sermons from those of other pastors." Then the preacher that suggested them revealing their secret sins....was grinning from ear to ear as he said, "Well guys, my secret sin is gossiping and I can't wait to get out of this room..hehe!
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