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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-20-2005 20:14

Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."

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DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-23-2005 13:20

Gees, my reply sounds retarded. "Thanks you?"- lol.

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-26-2005 12:10

Hello, Yes you? If you are reading this thread, then you must be an internet addict. Have you been looking at your screen for hours on end? Are you blury eyed? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Have you been outside? Do you know what time of the day or week it is? Then you are in need of help.

Here is a brief checklist designed to determine if you are an internet addict.

DO YOU:

1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?

2) Check emails more than five times a day?

3) Spend more time chatting and browsing online, rather than eating or sleeping?

4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?
5) Leave your name and information at countless sites in hopes you'll receive a reply one day from a company that you'll never do buisness with, and actually deletes the message in the trash bin before opening and reading it?
6)Log on before important personal habits, such as a meal preparation, hygience or bodily functions?
7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?
8) Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you would usually be gripping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?
9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?
10) All of the above?

If you have seven or more of these syptoms, then you are an addict and need to contact, Internetaholics Anonymous, who can help you. They are a non-profit society of recoverying addicts your yourself that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings designed to help you cope with your problem. They feature a twelve step recovery program and in extreme cases, intervention. Althought it is their firm belief that you are never "cured," you most certaintly can recover and lead a normal life once again.

Contact them at Phone No: 1-800-555-555-5555 or email them at: hht:/www.pcaddiction.com

PLEASE NOTE: Your addiction is serious if you try using either the phone number and email address...lol

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-26-2005 12:20

OOPS! I left off the title to my last post which should have been "HELP FOR INTERNET ADDICTION". I was going to start a thread called this, then share the humor of internet addicts, which would have been better. Anyway, you all get the picture...lol. Hope you liked it.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-26-2005 23:48

hahaha I really enjoyed this....and ashamed at how some of this is sooo true for me!!! *sigh* LOL ;) Maybe not really an INTERNET addict but a Sleuth addict...but I guess I wouldnt play Sleuth without the internet..so I supppose....*puts tape across my mouth to keep from babbling on*

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-27-2005 16:04

Well, thank ya berry berry much...hehe. Now it's your turn to share a joke sweet MB.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-27-2005 20:53

hehe ok..here are some....:)


What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
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Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-27-2005 20:55

hahaha ok try this!! My friend and I went and tried this,and was no possible way we could do it,even when concentrating.....I was laughing so hard I was crying. It's even more funny, to watch someone try to do it heehee Here we go!

How Smart is Your Right Foot? (ok - I tried this and my right foot just doesn't want to listen!!) This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ...... And there's nothing you can do about it!

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-27-2005 23:27

Good one MB you get an A+ for this trick..hehe. While sitting at my computer, texan was watching me over on the bed. He asked what in the world I was doing, so I showed him, and the next thing I know, he kicks the covers back and starts trying it with me,,,,then says, "Ah this is so easy," but I notice he's using his left leg and right hand, so I make him do it right, and then he struggled...hehehe. Well, I almost got it done, but it's extremely difficult to make a six, because when you try to draw the loop to number six, then your leg starts changing direction...wow. Just wondering, where did you learn this? OK, now I have to see what I can find equal to this...lol. Calling all Sleuths to share a few jokes and tricks.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-28-2005 10:10

I received that trick in my email...a friend of mine sent it so I just had to share it with everyone here.

My fiance` was acting macho saying "Oh that is so easy" Im like oh whatever,then do it. So he,also, was using his left hand and right foot...and Im like NOOOO right hand,right foot...and I was dying laughing....because he would start moving his foot, and looking off into space trying to concentrate on drawing the 6, and he couldn't do it. Oh man, what a hoot!

LOL!! that would've been funny, to see Texan watching you and the expression on his face, like "Has my wife gone loony?" hahaha

DaRu
DaRu
Well-Connected

Jun-28-2005 13:03

I'm sure texan think's I'm loony sometimes..hehe. Hey, speaking about tricks, have you, or anyone here at Sleuth seen David Baine on TV, who goes all over the world performing magic? I couldn't believe my eyes at some of the magic he done, and for sure when he started levitating off the ground. No human being can do this unless they have possess sometype of power. He says it's not black magic and just entertainment? Oh well, all I know is this is beyond faking people out...lol~!

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