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May-24-2005 16:42

Some may remember from a very old friends episode.

Who is on your freebie list? A list of 5 people, you are allowed to cheat on your significant other for. (Of course provided you discussed it previously, and they were allowed to create their own freebie list.)

Aug-21-2006 17:36

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill
On Blueberry Hill where I found you
The moon stood still on Blueberry Hill
And lingered till my dreams came true!

Hmmm...now where can I find my OWN Blueberry Hill. Oh wait, where did Nightwing (another detective) go? Come back baby!!!

Aug-22-2006 01:30

No need to waste any space on my Freebie list, Nikki! Everybody knows you've got a standing invite at the Remington Steel Agency!

You can get that in writing!

*winks*

Aug-22-2006 02:03

holy crap, I've been holding off the 'found her thrill on blueberry hill' riff for frickin' months! Since the first time I sleuthed out that they were hangin' out! Grrrr, tactfulness sucks, never doing that again.

*absolutely astounded at the fact that I made ANYONE's sleuth list, given the crap I've been pulling here* (no, 'pulling one's crap' is NOT a Canadian euphemism) but, flattered beyond words*

haha s'funny - meeting someone for real makes it pretty weird, Nikkie, I know. It's like...'how can I put this guy on a list when I know for a FACT he wanted me to take him to a cat orphanage???'

Sleuth list: ain't gonna do it. But there's some double-hottie avatars out there.

Other list: funny, me and Jroepel have a couple in common. In no order:

Tina Fey
Penelope Cruz, but when she was only big in Europe. Go see a film called 'Jamon, Jamon'
Yup, the Hayek.
Rosario Dawson
aaaaand for the sake of a fifth I'll say Angelina Jolie. Why not. I'd make her watch her dad in 'Deliverance' the whole time, somewhere in Austria, all Freuds descendants would gag a little but.

That's basically the 'who do I think is really really hot' list. Hotness doesn't always make for a full freebie list though, so I offer these:

Queen Elizabeth
Condoleeza Rice (if she would just wear the damn Cheney mask!)
Martha Stewart, in prison garb
Rachel Ray ( weird woman from TV's food network. Just to stop her from referring to extra virgin olive oil as "EVOO" for a bit)
Anything or anybody from the show 'scooby-doo' *crossing fingers for Velma*

Aug-22-2006 02:06

that would be "little BIT" on the freud thing. That was the nost freudian freudian slip ever.

*thinks Mrs. Patty (SO gonna write that on her forehead one day) would give me all 10 and a bottle of gatorade for one measly go at Denzel Washington as a young Malcolm X*

Aug-22-2006 05:23

EVOO stands for extra virgin olive oil? Wow, that makes the show a lot less confusing for me.

sorry, i have been trying to figure out what in teh world it stood for, well, A long time.

I would like to add Mr. Big to my list. He is such a sweetheart.

Aug-23-2006 00:35

LMAO! Yeah I was into Racheal Ray for a while there, but then Food Network pulled an Emril with her and put her on 10 times a day. The EVOO line does get a little annoying after a while. She's even getting a freakin day time talk show on network tv here in the States. I think she's officially jumped the shark with that one.

Oh and Crunch, I'm pretty sure Condie would wear the Cheney mask! You know those neo-cons are so repressed in public life they've got to be absolute freaks in every other aspect.

Aug-23-2006 00:51

She also refers to random pieces of food as "guys". It makes me want to hurl feral kittens at my TV. Example: Rachel (Ray, not Lil) chops up some potatoes, makes some inane comment about her wedding and says, "ooh let's get a little EVOO in the pan and get these guys frying! Giggle giggle. Now where's that Oprah with my big sack of money?"

haha, lilrach, given that she says it every 28 seconds, I BET it makes more sense now, that would SUCK!

You called it jroepel...makes a sleuthie wonder what mask the Cheney wears when he's getting his freak on, no? I bet it's A David Hasselhoff one, complete with detachable eighties fro-wig.

Aug-23-2006 01:35

lol, eek I wa just on the newbie board and there's actually a Rachel Ray on here as a detective:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=323900

your ears might be burning, but that doesn't mean we were talking about you.

Aug-23-2006 07:00

People fail to take anyone seriously who forces on their first day of meeting their first sleuth........to take them to a closed cat orphanage on a boat, and somehow still manage to walk away from that experience without actually seeing a cat, other then a concrete one.

Let me speak up in defense of Rachael Ray here!!!! I love her books!

Anyone who gives me good food that don't require me to stand in a kitchen longer then 30 minutes, doesn't work with exact measurements, and strictly uses ingredients that I can buy in a single store, rules in my opinion.

But I suppose it is easy for me to say......she's not on TV here. :)

Evoo and guys rule too. And I do on ocassion say "yummo!"

Aug-23-2006 07:02

I wanted to make a joke about evoo, 30 minute cooking, and cats.......but lets not. :)