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Most annoying female singer of all times....
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jstkdn
Well-Connected
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May-21-2005 06:10
Discuss
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Hawkeye Harris
Battered Shoe
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Nov-7-2006 19:43
Yeah, we really do miss you!
**Hands the microphone to jstkdn with trembling hands**
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Teerawk
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Nov-7-2006 20:18
Me!!! LOL. :P
Donnie Lewis.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-8-2006 00:40
Ugh, don't be like that! Come on Nik. Don't even try to play all shy and stuff. Sing like no-one's listening. Sing like an orphaned kitten at the front door of the world's first fish-based perfumery. Imagine Sleuth is a tiny shower stall and let 'er rip. I hear nice things about your rendition of "Closer to Fine" :)
I'm gonna just throw Mariah into the mix and see what nifty prescription drugs rattle out...
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-14-2006 03:17
ugh so my brother uses my computer for his ipod stuff...
what do I come across but the entire lifetime works of Ashlee Simpson.
You can fix your nose, you can get implants, but you cant fix that godawful singing voice.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Dec-14-2006 08:29
I'm gonna just go for the brass ring and say: every single female pop vocalist that doesn't perform as part of a band, and except for Pink (because you gotta give props to someone with hair that vivid). I think that pretty much covers the sucky female voices of the world.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-14-2006 09:23
I'd have to disagree with you in one instance, as I think Christina Aguilera is legitimately talented and a great singer, but as a general rule, you're pretty much right on there Anikka :)
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Dec-14-2006 12:48
Thanks to Sara Lou for reminding me about Raven Simone's crew, the Cheetah Girls...
*wonders who would win in a 3-way brawl between Cheetah Girls, Slumber Party Girls, and down n' out Whitney Houston*
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Dec-14-2006 13:54
Oh, Whitney would WAY win. Those crack ho's are pretty rough, dontchaknow.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-14-2006 14:08
crack is whack....crack is whack
PS I think with the moves that the Slumber Party Girls have, they could do a roundhouse kick to Whitney's face...now, if she was on SPEED...no contest.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Dec-15-2006 02:12
ROFL *whitney on speed impression coming in 3...2...1 voice*
idecidedlongagonevertowalkinanyone'sshadowififailifisucceedatleasti'll sell lotsof records and screw you my aunt has psychic friends they told me it's gonna rain tomorrow, like with their crystal balls wow I hope those don't get fogged up...
and I go and I go And wow*realizedwhatcapslockkeydoes* oh sweet i'm so itchy and starving hey look at that bug on the wall, it reminds me of me in the bodyguard, cause of the vulnerability and stuff.
nomatterwhattheytakefrommetheycan'ttakeawaymydignity because the greatestloveofallisinsideofme
In conclusion...Bobby is a good man. And Imm'a kick they slumbering asses back to choreography camp :P
Oh yeah...just say no.
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