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Apr-29-2005 00:10

Fun-filled agency seeks subscribed sleuth addict, old or new, who wants to play on a daily or almost daily basis and kick butt in London.

Signing bonus: your own baby triffid. Training help available.

May-23-2005 21:16

They are plants....that MOVE :)...they are completely harmless. The Doctor has his own personal triffid, as we all do, and she has quite a thing for him heehee Stop by anytime.....they are very curious of new faces inside headquarters, BUT ,as I said, harmless ;)

May-24-2005 03:29

Harmless!? Last time i heard it, they were venomous and not specific about who they attack! I tell you, it makes a walk in the countryside much less fun if you're wearing protective clothes! i wouldnt mind getting a tame one though, they'd make very effective guard dogs! :D

May-24-2005 10:14

LOL! The triffids here are very well trained and only attack people if we command them to ;) majority of them are very playful and wouldn't hurt anyone :)

May-24-2005 12:25

hmmmm.... playful triffids! i like that :) i dont suppose you have any for sale do you...?

May-24-2005 12:34

You will have to talk to the other Director about that, Lady Grey heehee As far as I know, we only give triffids out to the people who join our agency.

*a big triffid begins to chase Marcus* GERALD!!! For the hundredth time, put that hammer down! *playful,baby triffids begin the chase as well*

May-24-2005 21:32

I see....killer houseplants...not unlike what I found growing in that little dark corner of my yard this past weekends....and I always thought they were called "weeds", when all along it was a triffid
When I come by for coffee, I'll bring some Miracle Grow for the little darlings

May-24-2005 22:33

Nooooo, they are immune to Miracle Grow...it just makes them more hyper ;) lol

May-26-2005 12:24

In need of one subscribed detective!! If you are an active player, who is here DAILY to ALMOST DAILY, we want you!! Having a Barber contact in London would be great but not necessary! If interested, PM Lady Grey, myself, or Ms Cevasco or leave a message here. Remember, u must be subscribed to join an ageny ;)

May-26-2005 13:37

*Lady Grey hops up and down in pain*
*She hobles into the agency and calls for the ultimate deterent*
*An elderly triffid shuffles out and starts showing everyone Geralds seedling pictures*
*An embarrassed Gerald returns closely followed by all the other little triffids who receive a stern talking to from grandma grim*

(Now is this more entertaining than just typing "BUMP" or isnt it)

May-26-2005 16:13

You guys crack me up.

If I suck up to the triffid, what happens then?