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james lee
james lee

Jun-7-2004 00:00

what's the funniest thing that' happend to you outside this game? me, i once had a dream my church was in a target

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inspector
inspector

Jun-10-2004 07:26

Well I may be no Dr. Jekyll but: before bedtime try shopping at Wallyworld or K-Mart instead for a while? Or just take two no-doz and call me in the morning... No Wait! James Lee, Just Kidding! and not at 5 A.M. Either!

james lee
james lee

Jun-10-2004 22:16

then lets make it five thirty inspector

KEhleyr1
KEhleyr1

Jun-15-2004 09:15

All right, james lee. Some more life lessons from your Auntie KEhleyr1:
1. If a fan is plugged in near the floor and you walk by it just fine on your way to the bathroom, do NOT trip on the cord of said fan on the way back, violently unplugging it. You just saw it. Do try to remember it's there. And if you must trip, try NOT to have an audience. They will laugh and possibly say "You just saw that fan! What is wrong with you?"
2. When entering a restaurant, if you feel the need to trip, don't do it right as you walk in, in plain sight of the entire staff. And if you must do so, try to at least play it cool. Don't look back as if trying to find the offending rug you tripped on. Just move on with your life and say "Two for non-smoking" as if nothing had happened.
3. If you must violate #1 or #2, at least try not to do so IN THE SAME DAY. That's just too much. That is all the wisdom I have for you today.

james lee
james lee

Jun-17-2004 10:52

word of advice, if you're bored and have nothing to do, do NOT, try to read all the threads in the sleuth talk section, those threads date back to prehistoric times. i tried it once, and i think it was about an hour before i was half way there

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Jun-17-2004 13:53

I've already read all of them. It is definately NOT worth it! Take it from me and james lee.

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Jun-17-2004 14:06

If you are bored, sending messages to yourself, then replying to yourself, then replying to the reply from yourself, then replying to the reply from the reply from yourself, ect. is actually fun! It passes the time, too!

james lee
james lee

Jun-17-2004 23:04

i got one, listen when your mom says, "look both was before crossing the street", i didn't once, and i think i left the hospital with bruises, maybe a mild concussion, and a 7-Up.

inspector
inspector

Jun-18-2004 07:53

Better to order a "lemon-aid" there mate...

Sleuth Admin
Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner

Jun-18-2004 09:27

Here's one,
When in Hawaii, and this thought comes up, pay it no heed:

"I think I should go down onto that rockyu outcropping so I can take some close-up pictures of all those big waves."


MegAmy
MegAmy

Jun-18-2004 09:34

Did you just lose the camera, or fall completely off?

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