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votes for best pic
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deleted_detective47795
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Mar-9-2005 10:50
i thought that maybe we could have comp for person with best detective picture. (Im sure Ben could provide a "free gift" for the winner?)
i vote for "detective fresh" she reminds me of miss doolittle from my fair lady
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jstkdn
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Apr-5-2005 12:27
Did Ben give him a wig? :) :) :) :)
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jstkdn
Well-Connected
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Apr-5-2005 12:27
Or a can of spray on hair?
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Moonshh
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Apr-7-2005 00:39
*is still curious about prize*
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croesy2002
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Apr-9-2005 12:32
grazie, grazie!!!!
I have just returned from my week in the beautiful Venezia!!!!
(*does a twirl in ceremonial gown and sash*)
I'd like to thank Ben for the prize and for finally overcoming his baldism (hatred of the bald), my agency for their continued support during my failed hair transplant "procedures" and all of the people who voted for me and could see beyond the scalp to the person within (*begins to wail tears of joy, 'Oscar-style'!!!*)
I never dreamed that one day the hairless would be regarded as "beautiful" and that we could be even accepted into civilised society let alone win such a...ummm...prestigious award!!!!!
(*rushes offstage to polish head, change into best garish bow-tie and waistcoat, making sure not dishevelling sash*)
i always part, as my agency is painfully aware, with a song and this occasion befits a great song that sums up my mood, so (*begins to play piano*)
I am what I am,
I don't want praise, I don't want pity.
I bang my own drum,
Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a sham 'till you can shout out:
I am what I am!
I am what I am,
And what I am needs no excuses.
I deal my own deck.
Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.
It's my life and I want to have a little pride in
My life, and it's not a place to have to hide it.
Life's not worth a damn 'till you can shout out:
I am what I am!
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croesy2002
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Apr-9-2005 12:35
what's that? encore i hear you cry well how about West Side Story (*clears throat*):
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
That the city
Should give me it's key
A committee should
Be organized
To honor me
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty,
Miss America
Can just
Resign
BALD AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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calalta
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Apr-9-2005 14:18
congrats Crosey and i do love the prize Ben gave you. You are right Bald is beautiful :)
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Madame TBird
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Apr-9-2005 17:34
Yeah, by the way, a guy that works with my husband went & the hair transplants. It was AWEFUL! It went wrong & he red/purple bloteches were he didn't have hair. His head looked like checkerboard. He would have a splotch of hair then the red/purple blotch. You didn't know to laugh or cry for him. Was really sad (but funny too).
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jstkdn
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Apr-10-2005 05:46
*reminds herself to not get a hair transplant.*
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Moonshh
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Apr-10-2005 13:51
I love the prize but laugh that it increases toughness.
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Dark Raven
Trusted Informer
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Apr-29-2005 20:38
Loved the prize...Somehow, having a hard time to feel intimidated by someone wearing a sash...But hey if it works for you, go for it...
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